Nintendo releasing “free mini-games” on phones. The inevitable approaches?
Nintendo’s releasing free mini-games on phones. Now, now. They’re mini-games, okay? Don’t go thinking they’re demos. Even though they’re short little games that are intended to get you to buy full games. Okay? Totally not demos. That sort of insanity would go against Nintendo’s pretty staunch stance against releasing titles on the mobile tip.
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‘ZERO THEOREM’ Official Trailer: The Waltz of Gilliam’s Future
All sorts of lame-as-fuck punning in that headline. Whatever. ‘Cause you know what? I have no idea what to say about Zero Theorem. Other than it looks awesome. What is it about? How hard will it bend my mind? I don’t know, but I want to find out.
JONATHAN BANKS (“Mike Ehrmantraut”) joins ‘BETTER CALL SAUL’
Fuck yeah! Jonathan Banks is bringing the scowl-riddled hotness of Mike Ehrmantraut to the Breaking Bad prequel thing that I think all of us Blue Meth addicts are vaguely interested in.
Enormous ‘EVE ONLINE’ battle erupts after unpaid bill. n00b move, bruh
The stories surrounding EVE Online‘s epic battles are always more interesting than the battles themselves. Oh sure I enjoy them in an abstract manner, but I’ve never been able to sit through a YouTube video of one. None the less the latest kerfuffle is the result of yet another interesting tale. Usually these tales involve subterfuge, espionage. This time it involved…an unpaid bill.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK asking MATT FRACTION for help on ‘FIGHT CLUB’ sequel
I have absolutely no idea what to make of this. On one hand you have a sequel hatching perhaps unnecessarily to one of my sacred cows. I’ve already bemoaned its existence. Fuck! I had a stance. However. Now on the other hand you have my favorite author teaming up with one of my favorite comic writers.
Quentin Tarantino is suing Gawker for pimping ‘THE HATEFUL EIGHT’ script
My inconsistency is demanded by the chemistry of my neurological processes. I promise. ‘Cause last week I thought it was ludicrous that Tarantino was shelving an entire film because the script leaked. Now I’m completely on board this week when news drops that the auteur (yeah, I said it!) is suing Gawker.
Empire mag reveals QUICKSILVER from ‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST.’ So bad it rules.
This image is pure gold. Pure fucking golden stupidity. Like, I thought the fetish wear that Bryan Singer had everyone going around in was terrible, but Jesus Christ. Just look at this Beavis. It’s so bad that I want to clap in appreciation.
Google buys Artificial Intelligence company. Our cyber overlords gain power.
Google is our forthcoming Cyber Over-Lords. Eradicating privacy, buying robot armies, challenging death, and now harnessing the power of Artificial Intelligence. It’s game over man, but who knows. Maybe they’ll give us cookies and milk and pat us on the head.
Microsoft buys ‘GEARS OF WAR.’ Exclusive++
Gears of War has always been a Microsoft exclusive, but now the franchise is definitely not going anywhere. The Company that Bill Built or Something has purchased the series from Epic Games. Not only that though, they’ve reclaimed series producer Rod Ferguson. I’m actually quite stoked about the enterprise.
Perhaps: Neill Blomkamp directing ‘HALO’ pilot for Microsoft
Who the fuck else would it be Caff, if not Microsoft? I know, I know. Hashtag redundancy. Anyways, before Neill Blomkamp was known for District 9 the good sir directed a series of stunning Halo short films. Bro was even involved in a movie adaptation. But things went and got stalled, which prompted Blomkamp to throw up the deuces. Dare we say the sir is returning to the franchise?
