Dude creates computer that only runs ‘Doom’ because ripping-and-tearing must be universal!
Doom has been pretty much ported to everything at this point. No, really. Like ATMs, and McDonald’s kiosks and shit. The latest Doom iteration? A computer chip that only plays the title.
No Comments
Sony has announced PlayStation Studios brand for its first-party PS5 titles. I can dig it!
Sony’s finally unifying all of its first-party games under one brand. That brand name? PlayStation Studios! It’s simple and to the point, and I can fuck with that.
Monday Morning Commute: Bring back them CRT Days!
Hard not to feel nostalgic, when the Planet is shuddered, and there’s nowhere to go, right? Also, hard not to feel nostalgic when I’m currently dong-deep in Final Fantasy 7 and classic horror movies, right? Anyways, I’m feel nostalgic as fuck, and old to boot. Nothing gets you thinking of the past like salivating over the remake of your favorite game of all time, and feeling the gravel in your elbows shift every time you try to do a tricep press.
Anyhoo, enough about my lachrymal, romanticized peering into my past! I’m stoked to spend the present with you folks, right here! In the latest edition of Monday Morning Commute! You know, the weekly gathering where we, uh, gather, and share what we’re up to!
I’ll go first, but lord, oh lord, I hope you’ll join me in the comments section!
Rumor: ‘Diablo 2’ Remaster titled ‘Diablo 2: Resurrected’ is dropping this year!
Friends, I think we’ve all assumed a Diablo 2 remaster was coming. However, did we expect it to come out this year? Not me! But, it is! Apparently.
Boba Fett is appearing in ‘The Mandalorian’ Season 2 and I’m just gonna trust Favreau and Filoni I guess!
Boba Fett! He’s returning in The Mandalorian Season 2! Man, I’m not really super bonerfied about the development. That said, I do trust Favreau and Filoni. Whatever the fuck they want to do.
Space Swoon: Jupiter looks like a bad ass ball of fire in this “lucky” infrared shot!
It took merely hundreds of exposures by the Gemini North Telescope in Hawaii to captured this photo of Jupiter. It’s one of the “sharpest observations of the planet ever made on the ground” and it’s also gnarly as fuck.
Weekend Open Bar: Keep Flowing and Live Righteously
Hello, comrades! How the fuck you doing? Hope you’re hanging in there. Cracking the malaise with whatever sort of healthy mallet you wield these days. Be it movies, or video games, or some glorious bouts of paper-based hallucinations (books). I’m up and down these days. The days themselves, they feel so fucking long. The weeks themselves, they feel so fucking short. I’m not certain this is a fair trade, or if it balances it.
But, last night there was a glorious dusk. And in that moment, due to my good fortune, privilege, and health, it was a Hell of a Day to Be Alive.
And, today begins the weekend! Which means it’s time for the Open Bar!
‘Ironheart’ TV series being actively developed by Marvel Studios for Disney Plus. I can dig it!
Unsurprisingly, Marvel Studios ain’t fucking slowing down! The latest development in their never ending deluge of content is an Ironheart TV series dropping on Disney Plus. Sounds good! I guess? Don’t read her comics, but I’m interested. I mean, I don’t read any comics these days. I’m trash.
Astronomers have found the nearest Black Hole, and the son of a gun is only 1,000 light-years away!
Space is fucking wild in its relativity, man. Astronomers have found the nearest black hole, and it’s *only* 1,000 light-years away. Which is both insanely far away, and also relatively close.
Scientists find signs on Mars of an ancient river that may have flowed for 100,000 years. Fuck, that’s rad
Man, how fucking cool is this? An ancient river may have been running on Mars for 100,00 years. 100,000 fucking years!
