New batch of ‘INFAMOUS: SECOND SON’ screens for UR NEXT-GEN GUTS
I’m pretty gnarlstokedjacked for inFamous: Beanie Douchebag Gear. Despite my utter disdain for the protagonist’s appearance, the game appears to let you rock out in an unfathomably gorgeous world with some tasty superhero powers. There’s a new batch of screens for the game that have dropped, and they’re only further tempting me to drop. Drop trou.
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‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ TV Spot: Winter Soldier is crapping on Fury’s Life
Truthfully, I’m at work. So I managed to watch like nine seconds of this before I had to turn it off. Sound issues and all that fucking jumbo donkey feces. But I did manage to see Fury being like LOLWTF I’M ABOUT TO GET FUCKED. And then Winter Soldier is like BURN BRO.
It seems neat.
SEINFELD x OCULUS RIFT = This VR Is Making Me Thirsty?
The Oculus Rift has been employed to explore all sorts places, things. You can get your head off! You can fly! You can…explore Seinfeld’s apartment! Sit down on the coach and make somewhat banal but amsing observations while the laugh track lulls you to sleep. Seriously though: sort of neat.
NASA planning ROBOTIC MISSION to Europa to SEARCH FOR LIFE.
We’re going to Europa! With a fucking robot in tow! Make no mistake about it, we’re hunting down life. The Europians shall soon know the glory that is McDonald’s, American football, and human excess! Flee while you can, fuckers!
‘UNCHARTED’ creative director AMY HENNIG leaves Naughty Dog. Perhaps pushed out. #BackroomDealings
The main brain-piece behind the Uncharted franchise has peaced the fuck out of Naughty Dog. Amid reports that the minds behind The Last of Us did some squeezing of her out, Sony has confirmed the departure today. I’m really hoping that this doesn’t impact the quality of the next Uncharted, but if she’s being squeezed out, it ain’t by fools of lesser capabilities. Maybe? #GamingBackRoomPolitics
PS4 sales have passed SIX MILLION UNITS across the globe. Dolla Dolla Something?
The PS4 doesn’t seem to have any lack of selling power. After dropping in Japan, the son of a bitch 370,000 systems in its native country in just over a week. With those numbers ingested into the enormo-corpus of the PS4 Leviathan, sales have now broken the six-million mark.
‘GOTHAM’ TV show casts YOUNG BRUCE WAYNE…and CATWOMAN. Becauseofcourse.
GOTHAM. The TV show. Not the perennially destroyed landscape of the movies, or video games. It’s casting people like wut. Like woah. Like wut-woah. (It’s been a long fucking day.) The latest castings are a big one, and an interesting but maybe obvious one. Can that even leave it as interesting? I don’t know, okay? Anyways. The show has picked up its Bruce Wayne. Annnddd…it’s Selina Kyle? Familiar names! Familiar characters! Much recognizable!
‘TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION’ Trailer: Marky Mark Is A Prime Father
This is a trailer for the upcoming movie Transformers: Age of Extinction. A pseudo-documentary about Marky Funky, his smokeshow daughter, and their quiet life. They find a truck and attempt to repair it in order to fund smokeshow’s college degree. I imagine it’s a quiet film. A contemplative one. Focusing on the bond between father and daughter. Between man and the resilient steel that shall outlast us all. Prolly a Focus Features movie. Not sure.
‘GOAT SIMULATOR’ SMASHING ONTO STEAM APRIL FOOL’S DAY. Get On Goat’s Level
Goats are pieces of shit. Unrepentant, spitting, biting dickheads who occasionally rip up the Internet by yelling in a manner eerily similar to humans. Good news, though. Thanks to Coffee Stain Studios, we’re going to be able to engage in such piece of shit behaviors ourselves come April Fool’s Day. Or as it shall be known henceforth, Douchebag Goat Day.
Sean Murphy’s cover returns us to the ‘REIGN OF SUPERMEN.’
This is the difference between being young, bright-eyed, idealistic, and old, fat, and cynical. When I was a youngin’, the Reign of Supermen was fucking awesome. If it happened now, I’d spit on the ground and curse the Powers That Be like a loser. Sean Murphy’s recently revealed cover is able to temporarily recuperate my broken spirit. Calling me back to the olden days.
