Watch: ‘FIGHT CLUB’ goes 16-bit Beat ’em up

I am Caff-Pow’s rough fetishizing of Fight Club. The latest totem in my gooey satchel of Fight Club worship is a new installment of 8-Bit Cinema. The crew over at 8-Bit take Hollywood flicks and runs the movies through the digitizing wunderstation, transmuting them into old school gaming relics. Though through their own admittance they say this installment is more 16-Bit. Either way, a serious fucking throwback. It’s fantastic.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Hackers be like, “MT. GOX still has our f**king Bitcoins.”
Arrr! Welcome to the High Seas of Unregulated Wizard Currency and Mad Haxxing! You know how that Bitcoin exchange Mt. Gox was all “We’re fucking broke, broken, and destitute” and shit? Declared for bankruptcy? Well hackers are throwing the flag on this idea. Saying that the Japanese-based exchange, in fact, still has their fucking Bitcoins.
‘TRUE DETECTIVE’ SEASON 2 Details: Cults In The Train Stations?
True Detective is over. I know this objectively. I also know this emotionally, as the existential chasm that its departure carved out in me has been raging all day! But I shall not despair! Instead I’ll bask in the very early details about the show’s second season.
Bryan Singer has broken ‘DAYS OF FUTURE PAST’ on the Internet.
I say fucking god dammit! All a man wants to do is find the gorgeous, gorgeous covers to the Days of Future Past by John Byrne. But I don’t get that! Oh no! Instead I’m ocular-fucked by a cavalcade of heinous renditions of Quicksilver and shit. Jesus Lord save me. A thousand plagues of locust upon the House Singer! Upon the House Fox!
Hit the jump to glimpse into the Singer darkness.
’24: LIVE ANOTHER DAY’ Trailer: Would You Believe Bauer Goes Rogue?
Everyone’s favorite distributor of Torture Porn is back in the house. And would you believe despite giving Jack Bauer a respite, the writers of 24: Live Another Day seem to offer nothing new? Even in the trailer? I mean — mentioning that he’s a traitor in the span of a thirty-second trailer? Pretend to do something different, FOX! (Or maybe it’s just the old “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Cause I’ll end up watching anyways.)
Dude uses 17-YEAR-OLD COUPON from PC GAME for cheaper frozen pizza.
Dude who goes by Lazy Game Reviewer found an old as fuck coupon in some PC game, and decided to parlay that shit into cheaper pizza. He may go by Lazy Game Reviewer, but he’s hard on the grind when it comes to the money saving game.
COMIXOLOGY: Offering 100 self-published books for $10.
How is this for a fucking deal, you chumps? CoMiXoLoGy (who has the most annoying spelling since NiGHTS: Into Dreams) is offering 100 self-published comics for a cool $10. Save that money you’re spending on genitals salve and fistfuls of Laffy Taffy. We’re talking fucking Becky Cloonan and shit!
‘TALES FROM THE BORDERLANDS’ DEETS: Pandora Goes ‘TRUE DETECTIVE.’
Some Tales From The Borderlands details have emerged from that Cool Kids thing SXSW. It appears that the game is going True Detective. Word up! In the sense that the game shall be a recounting of events in the past, with differing perspectives and all that shit. I can dig it.
Watch ‘STAR WARS’ characters grooving to ‘HAPPY’ by Pharrell Williams
Oh don’t be so cynical. Shake your little mud-hole to the tunes along with the rest of these Star Wars characters. It’s the Sabbath, allow yourself some fun.
Japanese ‘SNOW CRASH’ book covers are totally 1337
Weird pop culture intersectionality today upside my head. While Googling for a Snow Crash cover to post over in my Sony vs. Oculus Rift post, I stumbled across these gorgeous covers for the Japanese edition of the novel. The weirdest part is that it was on also-personal-hero-alongside-Stephenson Brandon Graham’s…LiveJournal. The Internet is strange, man.
Check the covers after the jump.












