Netflix signs traffic deal with Verizon. My ‘TRAILER PARK BOYS’ viewings shall know HD

an accord was struck

About fucking time, Netflix! You’ve signed a traffic deal with both Comcast, and now Verizon on the tattered ashes of Net Neutrality. I could be more bitter about this, but whatever. I’m a consumer-donkey at heart, and really all I care about is being able to watch the new seasons of Trailer Park Boys with no fucking stuttering.

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“LIFE IS JUST A BUNCH OF STUFF, MAN” by Benjamin Santiago = Huzzah.

Life is a bunch of stuff.

OL’s Resident Artist Friend and Beautiful Bastard, Benjamin Santiago, hung this glorious madness on his Tumblr. I’d be remiss if I didn’t pass it along. And while you’re at it, check out his art blog, youtube, and vimeo.

Monday Morning Commute: Deploy The Advil!

monday morning commute

Oh Lords of Advil, don’t fail me now. It’s Monday — folks. That sucks. It’s also Caff-Pow here — folks. Doubly sucks. Tagging in for Rendar this week. Stow your tears, he’ll be back next week. So for now, I’m going to drop on you the various things I’m indulging on during this week. ‘Cause, you know, that’s the premise of this column. Monday Morning Commute.

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XBOX rolling out f**ing s**tload of original TV content in June

xbox originals or something

Xbox is rolling out a fucking panoply of original TV content starting in June. Wee?I mean, I guess this is a good thing. ‘Cause outside of Titanfall, I don’t really have a fucking reason to use my XB1 these days. Here’s hoping the initiative is the fucking tits.

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Rumor: MATT DAMON for AQUAMAN in ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’

Matt Damon.

*Insert innumerable jokes about Batman and Aquaman talking to each other in Boston accents. Asking each other how they like apples. Maybe combing Robin Williams’ beard. Final sentence ends the post with shot at Zack Snyder and all the creative powers that be at DC Entertainment.*

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Naughty Dog LEAD CHARACTER ARTIST leaves studio

The Last of Us.

Is there fucking uranium in the water at Naughty Dog? Is there some sort of Krampus-like villain that patrols the halls, whipping everyone for insubstantial infractions? ‘Cause GODDAMN is everyone bailing out on the studio. The latest in the long line of departures? The lead character artist.

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Cosplay: Genderbent Salvador from ‘BORDERLANDS 2’

salvador

Here’s  Its-Raining-Neon killing it with some Genderbent Borderlands 2 cosplay. Insert some pun about it making me go gunzerker or something.

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Zack Snyder officially directing ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ for like 2018

Zack Snyder.

This is a hyper NO DUH x AH DAMMIT x EH? combo. We all knew that Justice League was coming, officially. Even if Batman vs. Superman featuring Cyborg, Wonder Woman, and Everyone Else seems like Justice League, unofficially. We sort of figured that Zack Snyder would direct. Now both are confirmed, but the already circuitous route to Justice League seems even more confusing. At least to me. I am admittedly dumb.

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‘THE WINTER SOLDIER’ becomes Highest Grossing April Release. Ever.

wooo

I’ve seen The Winter Soldier three times. I don’t just like it. It’s a bit more intense than that. No lie: I’ve commissioned a Falcon/Bucky double-ended dildo that I intend on fitting into myself while holding my custom made Captain America Hitachi on my nipples during my first Blu-Ray viewing. Apparently they don’t let you do that in theaters because they hate fun. So fuck yeah!, I’m excited that it’s April’s highest grossing movie ever.

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MAGNETO from ‘HOUSE OF M’ by Mike Mayhew

House of M Magneto by Mike Mayhew.

Mike Mayhew killing it in the House of M game. Here’s more of his work.