Cosplay: X-Men’s Rogue got that deadly kiss
Yeah, don’t let Rogue’s lovely eyes and demeanor trick you. That kiss is going to kill your ass at worst, and at best syphon your fledgling mutant powers. Still though. Tempting.
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FIRST IMAGE of Sledgehammer’s ‘CALL OF DUTY’; REVEAL ON MAY 4
WHEN YOU’RE DEALING WITH SOMETHING AS FUCKING X-TREME AS A NEW CALL OF DUTY YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS WHILE STAPLING DORITOS TO YOUR TITS WITH ONE HAND, AND POUNDING A TWO-LITER OF DEW WITH THE OTHER.
HIT THE JUMP FOR THE FIRST FUCKING IMAGE AND DETAILS. HUMAN.
Andrew Garfield wants MILES MORALES to be next SPIDER-MAN
Andrew Garfield thinks the next Spider-Man in the flicks should be Miles Morales. Wouldn’t this be killer? Wouldn’t this be so surprising that the hairs on my nipples would be instantly transmuted into cotton candy through sheer will of reality-distortion? I’m on board.
Buy These Flippin’ Comics!!! (4.30.2014) – Comic Book Double-Dipping
Yo, friends! Welcome back to BTFC, sorry for the absence. Unless you were glad I was gone – in that case, like the herp I will haunt you for the rest of your miserable existence, disappearing every once in a while just long enough for you to forget I was ever here, only to flare up in spectacular fashion. This week’s flare-up is a great one too for comic nerds as we are treated to a heap of great reissues, a slew of new #1’s to check out, and oh yeah, only one of the most fun days for the comic book fan community – FREE COMIC BOOK DAY! The “First Saturday in May” is just a few days away, and so fans everywhere can check out new releases this week, and then drop in to their LCS this weekend to snag some free swag! So hit the jump and let’s talk about what might be worth double-dipping at the comic shop for, shall we?
A full list of this week’s (Wednesday) releases can be found HERE.
Or a list of the FREE comics available can be found HERE.
Michelle Rodriguez x SAMUS from ‘METROID’ by Paul Reinwand
Michelle Rodriguez as Samus Aran? I’m fucking sold on that. The killer artwork is by Paul Reinwand. Check out more of his work.
Wait: WARREN ELLIS’ ‘GUN MACHINE’ TV SHOW is coming to XBOX Original Programming
Lost in the fucking kerfuffle yesterday surrounding Microsoft’s original Xbox TV content was some significant fucking news. I’ll take responsibility for this. My eyes begin to glaze amidst the hyperbolic blathering of Corporate Talking-Ghouls. But fuck, man! If this ain’t a reason for me to take the Xbox offering seriously, nothing will be. (That’s actually my own hyperbole, but I’m really excited.)
‘EPISODE VII’ CAST ANNOUNCED. MY NIPPLES HURT WITH GLEE.
Oh baby, my nipples are hurting. Nay. My nipples are leaking from excitement. The Episode VII cast has finally been announced, and it is stocked with a cavalcade of oldies and newbies that get me taut in all the applicable places.
‘GODZILLA’ ASIA Trailer: KAIJU BIG BATTLE
So if I’m interpreting this latest gnarly trailer correctly, Godzilla is going to do a Face turn in this movie? Be relied upon to beat some Kaiju ass?
CHEWBACCA relaxes with gnarly skateboarding techniques
A little Tuesday morning nonsense-zen.
‘EPISODE VII’ News: Oscar Isaac up for major role. Plus Ford has “gigantic” role. Uh?
Shit, I’ll level with you. Probably none of this is actually news. First up. Oscar Isaac is up for a “major role”, if theater commitments can be accommodated. Second up. Harrison Ford has a “gigantic role” in Episode VII. Yup –you’ve read that right. In the blackout that surrounds Episode VII, mentioning that HAN FUCKING SOLO has a BIG ROLE is news. Am I perpetuating it? Aye.
