‘MORTAL KOMBAT’ X Trailer: A Forest-Based Donnybrook
So like here’s the trailer for Mortal Kombat X. I don’t really give a fuck about the franchise, but it’s more a deep-seated apathy than a dislike. But I figured there may people around these parts who will get some jollies from this trailer. Of pre-rendered stupidity layered in nonsense and hip-hop. Showing no real gameplay and having me scratch my head at why this would be approved. But again. I don’t know. Maybe you dig it.
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‘CANDY CRUSH’ outgrosses ALL NINTENDO GAMES COMBINED in Q1
Candy Crush outgrossed Nintendo in Q1. Outgrossed an entire company. I don’t want to dump on Nintendo, especially since I’m sweating Mario Kart 8 so hard. Someone. Just send me your Wii U. I’ll reciprocate by sending you toe nail clippings, and three already-worn (to the gym, bed, and the sewer) Star Wars t-shirts. Anyways, yeah. I don’t want to dump on Nintendo, so let’s frame this as an example of how goddamn staggering the mobile gaming market has become.
Google spending $1 BILLION to cover Earth in Wi-Fi
Well, now we know how Skynet gets its dedicated fucking network. To spy upon us Meat-Husks and eradicate us from afar. Google is going to spend a billion dollars launching the future Robo-Net, under the guise of “helping out those without digital access.” Yeah. Okay.
Cosplay: PIXIE from ‘X-MEN’ is a dusting of glory
Here’s Katherine Zan just utterly crushing it as Pixie from the X-Men. The full picture is beyond the cut.
‘EPISODE VII’ News: Lupita Nyong’o and Gwendoline Christie join cast
An Oscar winner and fucking Brienne of Tarth have joined Episode VII. I understand I stroke it to Wampa porn and worship at the altar of the Force, so I may be biased. But I’m losing my fucking mind over this cast.
ADAM MCKAY PULLS OUT OF ‘ANT-MAN’ talks. OkayIgiveup.
Okay so now Adam McKay has pulled himself out of Ant-Man talks. After getting bummed about Wright, excited about McKay, and now bummed about McKay pulling himself out of talks, I’m ready to give the middle finger to the whole process. Just let me know what mediocre mind you find, Marvel.
Rumor: Marvel putting the ‘FANTASTIC FOUR’ “ON HOLD” because the comic would HELP FOX PROMOTE MOVIE
OOPH! And we all thought that the Marvel/Edgar Wright split seemed unseemly. A more sordid rumor making its rounds is that Marvel is going to put Fantastic Four on hiatus because the comic will help promote Fox’s movie. Man. I mean. That’s seventy-shades of fucked up, to me. Pushing (at least) the pause button on Marvel’s First Family? As a strong arm tactic against the studio that owns the movie rights?? So fucking dumb.
JOSH BROLIN is THANOS in ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’
Josh Brolin is Thanos? I can dig it! But that isn’t saying much. I dig Josh Brolin on The General, so him participating in the MCU is enough to get my back arching in fanboy glands-swelling ecstasy.
Cosplay: RED from ‘TRANSISTOR’ is a melodious tune. For our eyes? IDFK.
It’s Friday! Ain’t no time for fucking clever headlines and shit! Open up! Your fucking mind-eyes-gullet. Swallow this gorgeous cosplay of Red from Transistor.
ADAM MCKAY has been OFFERED ‘ANT-MAN’
As The Ant-Man Turns. From Wright leaving, to three directors being considered, to apparently Adam McKay being offered the gig. Busy fucking week! Busy fucking day! He ain’t fucking Wright, okayIknowthat, but I think I could really enjoy McKay helming the project.
