Good Guy DC Comics institutes new CREATOR PAYMENT PLAN. Factors in digital sales!
I have no idea if DC Comics is a good guy. I’m going to assume they’re actually not, but why let beliefs get in the way of headlines? Or maybe I’m wrong. I’m just some Communist Asshole waging a war against THE MAN on my MacBook. #Fraudlent Anyways. What I do know is that the company has instituted a new payment plan that reflects digital sales, which is pretty fucking gnar. Gnarltacular. That sort of horse shit.
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TIME SINK: ‘World of Warcraft’ player reaches level cap without picking faction
Here’s either a) an incredible feat of gaming determination, b) the worst waste of time in WoW history, or both. I can’t imagine both the determination this required, and the amount of time that was burned accomplishing it. But to be fair, I generally do nothing myself and I have no cool claim to fame such as this.
Hungarian ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’ poster is incomprehensible beauty
…cause like, I’m dumb, and a fat American, and I don’t speak Hungarian!
‘TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES’ Trailer #2: DUBSTEPPING ON YOUR CHILDHOOD’S THROAT
I’m going to level with you. I came up with the title before I watched the trailer because of Internet descriptions. Because you know what? This actually looks like it may be really fun in a completely dumb, absurd sort of way. I’m wavering on this flick, yo. WAVERING. Like. I know it looks dumb as sin. But maybe that’s okay?
‘EPISODE VII’ Rumor: Movie Delayed Until 2016 ‘Cause of Ford’s Injury
SIGH. I didn’t want to talk about this here. ‘Cause just thinking about it plunges me into a pall so deep, so great, that only German latex frottage can salvage my heart. But since everyone else is digi-gabbing about it. Star Wars: Episode VII could be delayed until 2016 due to Harrison Ford’s injury. Or rewritten. I’d much rather have a delay than a rewrite, but I’d prefer to just get in December. Give him a fucking robot leg or something. THE TECHNOLOGY IS THERE.
Edgar Ramirez maybe/possibly in talks for ‘DR. STRANGE’ role. Plus! Leto Update.
I must scream ignorance when it comes to Edgar Ramirez. According to his IMDB profile, I’ve seen him in Zero Dark Thirty. I just can’t recall him. However, Ramirez has lit the Rumor Mill Torch and sent it screaming down the halls of pop culture today. The actor said in a recent interview that he is talking about playing a role in Dr. Strange. Whatever the fuck that means. Oh! And in case your gossip gullet wasn’t completely full with probably baseless rumor, how about some more Jared Leto speculation! TOO?!
Monday Morning Commute: Fight Like A Crow
We gotta get the ventilation system working here on the Space-Ship Omega. Okay. I know that. My phlegm-farts have been stinking up my cabin, floating through the grates, and now your milk steaks taste like ass soup. Apologies. In the meantime, let’s all indulge in some Monday Morning Commute. The one-stop shop for sharing all the easy, breezy, beautiful things you’re looking forward to this week. Just don’t list “my milk steak not tasting like your rectal leakage” as something to be anticipated. Please. I get it. Okay.
Microsoft store: ‘BATMAN: ARKHAM KNIGHT’ dropping in Feb of 2015
*Gurgling disappointment bile* Well, it seems that Batman: He’s Totally Not Hush? won’t be coming out in January like Kevin Conroy said. Conroy. You sexy fuck. You filthy liar. Instead the jam will be dropping in February, if you believe a Microsoft store listing.
Nathan Fillion has cameo in ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’ Ain’t Nova.
Internet was awash this weekend in rumors that Nathan Fillion had a cameo in Guardians of the Galaxy. And that the cameo would set up his role as Nova down the line. Apparently reality is splitting the difference on this rumor.
Rosario Dawson cast in Marvel’s ‘DAREDEVIL’ TV show
Rosario Dawson has join the cast of Marvel and Netflix’s upcoming Corporate Synergy Butt Baby of love, Daredevil. This news is perfectly fine by me. My crush on Ms. Dawson has persisted at a quiet, unacknowledged simmer for over a decade now.
