United Kingdom is planning first friggin’ spaceport for 2018
Ah, the United Kingdom. You’re making my little geek-boner all dribbly. Fucking planning a spaceport and shit. This is the future I wanted.
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Colin Farrell in talks to join ‘True Detective’ Season Two
Colin Farrell can act. Can act damn well. When he chooses to. So if he ends up on True Detective‘s second season, I expect great fucking things from him. Bring the glorious bastard on.
‘Hunger Games’ Viral Teaser #2: The KatnissJay Ain’t Dead
Fuck if I posted the first Mockingjay teaser, I might as well post the second one. This one lets the world of Bread know that the MockingLady ain’t anything but dead. Totally cutting into President Sutherland’s address.
Leaked: Samsung’s VR Headset design. Rockin’ that Virtual Boy vibe
Samsung’s virtual reality headset design has hit the internet. Leaked right out the drooling maw of the NetterWebs’ guts. And man, is it Virtual Boy as fuck.
FUTUREGASM: Dubai building world’s first climate-controlled neighborhood
This is the fucking future I want. Or at least I think I want, gazing into my ceiling fan in the evening. Copy of Neuromancer resting on my belly. A vibrating Matrix-themed prostate massager doing its work in my love hole.
Weekend Open Bar: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, Yo.
Come one, come all into the Weekend Open Bar. The one-stop Tavern at the end of the Intergalactic Internets for all of us degenerates to gather. Spend two days of revelry, madness, drunken babbling, and overall hearty times within these dementia-slicked walls.
Rumor: Doomsday is in “Batman v Superman.’ *All* the characters
I get in trouble here a lot from random people floating by this Shit Hole Space-Ship who don’t know I’m a hyperbolic, exaggerating douche bag. They ain’t down with my over-the-top shit talking of Batman vs Superman vs Lex Luthor (feat. Aquaman, Wonder Woman, Cyborg, Others, and now Doomsday). So I’m just going to leave this here. Just for you to chew on. Without my typical commentary.
New photo of (Jupiter’s Moon) Europa sports rivers of red ice
I say goddamn!!! Here’s a new glorious look at Europa. Sporting some straight-up rivers of red ice. No doubt carrying the corpses of of humanity’s Progenitor Species, The Appalachian Dingus-Sapiens to their final resting place. Namely the Tombs of Oblivion, deep underneath Europa’s husk.
Gilliam’s ‘Zero Theorem’ Trailer: Solve For Existence
Terry Gilliam has punctuated moments in my life with unsettling, challenging, beautiful movies. One of my most vivid movie experiences was watching a shitty copy of Twelve Monkeys at the age of 11. The lack of catharsis and the themes presented quite literally kept me up that evening. Motherfucker was raw, and he definitely laced my formative-brain with oddity and subversion. So when a new movie of his drops, I’m stoked. Sprung. Zero Theorem is no different.
Buy These Flippin’ Comics!!! (7.09.14) – You Don’t Know (Wait for it…) DICK
Do you know the man in the image above? Does he look familiar? No, it’s not that douche-chill Agent Ward, but close! It’s former circus freak, former Robin the Boy Wonder, former cop, former vigilante Nightwing, former Batman, formerly dead (yeah, he died) Dick Grayson – back from the semi-afterlife and ready to tackle his new career, that of globetrotting superspy! Sound intriguing? Well step inside and let’s discuss horrible Dick puns, teen time cops, future-noir, and more!
A full list of this week’s releases can be found HERE.
