Monday Morning Commute: When in Hell we do shots at the bar!
Hello, True Believers! Degenerates! Booger Eaters! Slobs! Slovens! Functioning Human Beings! Individuals Excelling At Their Vocations! If you’re down with the Space-Ship, if you’re here by mistake, if you’re on the Fence and considering writing my Mother a strongly worded email. I want all of you! All of you to share what you’re up to this week. What’s getting you through the doldrums? This is Monday Morning Commute. And that’s the point of this column.
Marvel ending 33 comics during ‘Secret Wars’ event
Marvel comics. All comics. Are generally like the Universe itself. Death. And Rebirth. A cyclical dance for all of sequential-art eternity. So though apparently Marvel is canceling thirty-three fucking comics during Secret Wars, you’d be daft to think rebirth won’t logically follow. All-Fancy Uncanny Glimmering Thor. X-Forceful Assembling Avengers and so forth.
Report: Russo Brothers directing ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Part 1 and Part 2
For months it has been speculated, thought, and everything but confirmed that the Russo Brothers would take the Avengers Reins from Joss Whedon following Age of Ultron. What was rumored seems poised to come to pass.
Marvel introduces ‘A-Force Presents’, a bi-monthly female-led anthology
Dope news for those hankering for some female-led Marvel tales. While the company has been doing good work in expanding their roster of female superheroes, they’re also doubling down and providing easy access for those looking to get into the tales.
‘X-Files’ revival is close to happening; two-season order get!
The Powers That Be are closing in on a two-season revival of one of my favorite goddamn shows of all time.
AMC’s ‘Preacher’ adaptation casts its Arseface
I love the fact that there is soon going to be a character on television named Arseface.
‘True Detective’ Season 2 News: Orgy scene with actual porn stars happening? Oh?
How do you top the COSMIC HORROR of True Detective‘s first season? I mean, there are myriad ways. But apparently Nic Pizzolatto is bringing an orgy into the mix for the show’s second season. Time is a flat orgy circle? Time is a flaccid circumcision? Something? Help me out, folks.
