Jason Segel and Drew Pearce making ‘LEGO Movie’ spin-off, ‘Billion Brick Race’
The vampires! Ready! Poised! Set to suck any innocent marrow out of the LEGO Movie, and use their alchemy to convert it into hard earned, well-churned profit. (As a fan of the SWU and MCU I have no ground to stand on, yes.)
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F**k yeah! Miles Morales joining ‘All-New, All-Different Avengers’ team
Thor! Ms. Marvel! Now Miles Morales!!! The All-New, All-Different Avengers team that is going to rocket out of the gaping maw of Secret Wars seems fucking awesome.
Holy Meta! Steven Spielberg directing ‘Ready Player One’
Holy cannoli, down the rabbit hole we go. Steven Spielberg is directing Ready Player One, which was a coming of age novel based off of lavishly wanking it to (among other things) an era where…Steven Spielberg was directing wonderful…coming of age movies.
AMC casts Joseph Gilgun in ‘Preacher’ adaptation as its alcoholic vampire
I don’t know fucking Joseph Gilgun at all. But he certainly looks goddamn right to play Cassidy.
Idris Elba in talks to play ‘Star Trek 3’ villain. F**k yeah.
Justin Lin directing. Simon Pegg helping to write. Idris Elba potentially playing the villain. Star Trek 3 is shaping up nicely.
OMEGA-CAST #15: The Hero We Didn’t Want
For the past dozen+ episodes of the OMEGA-CAST, Patrick Bateman has starred in a quality supporting role. However, this time the lovable, completely-stoned sociopath takes center stage in our descent into madness. Laugh at his non-sequiturs regarding the Powers that Be and the Televisor. Marvel at his input regarding the idea of concurrently developed sequels to one movie. Cower before his insanity when it comes to stalking celebrities online to “see how they’re doing.” From Star Wars canon to Dragon Age: Inquisition, he steals the show.
‘Star Wars’ Non-News: The TV show is happening, waiting for movies first
Here’s some Star Wars non-news for you. Apparently the proposed television show is still happening. However, it ain’t popping off until the upcoming movies adequately seed our pop culture psyche with the Force.
Confirmed: ‘X-Files’ returning for six-part joyride
Can I get a Hell Yeah! The X-Files is returning, and dammit I think it is returning in proper form. Not some bloated, twenty-four episode run around the old park. Instead a terse, theoretically-focused revival of the series.
