Monday Morning Commute: The Fast and Furious Road
Oh come all ye degenerates! Hop in the back of my apocalypse van. Don your headgear. Station your flesh-sack safely within some of my finest armor, carved from jerkied Marauder flesh and cheap steel. And ride! Ride with me! On this Monday Morning Commute. Beclad in armor, mind rotting with the Hops and Leaves, we shall share what we’re enjoying this week.
‘John Wick’ directors join Charlize Theron for ‘The Coldest City’
Man. Them motherfuckers from that (fucking amazing) John Wick flick are straight-up everywhere. And I will join them!, wherever the fuck they go.
Kevin Smith’s ‘Mallrats’ sequel is called ‘MallBrats’
Part of me wonders if I would still enjoy Mallrats in a juvenile, nostalgic manner. But the rest of me is terrified to see what I would find. That same part is also cringing at this still-developing sequel.
‘Fallout 4’ Rumors: LinkedIn profile confirms its existence, cinematic trailer
Fallout 4 is coming, Fallout 4 is coming! Please, this time, let the fucking rumors be true. If the motherfucker isn’t revealed around this E3, we ride!
The ‘X-Files’ relaunch coming Sunday, January 24
Whelp. I now offiically know how long I have to catch-up Mrs. Caffeine Powered on the glory of the X-Files before it returns to air. Can’t wait! Can’t wait.
Brad Bird is all like ‘Incredibles 2’ “feels like” his next movie
Brad! Stop fuckin’ fucking with us, bro. If you’re going to make Incredibles 2, stuff yourself in that Pixar Digi-Lab and get it done. There is an entire generation of Incredibles fans who take these teasings quite seriously. I mean, “feels like”? What the fuck.
