Yuri Milner spending $100 Million to look for Aliens
I don’t know who Yuri Milner is, but he’s a fucking sucker. We all know that Aliens are Real. We also all know that The Illuminati-Bilderberg-Globalist Agenda will never allow for Disclosure. But good luck spending that money, Comrade.
Weekend Open Bar: Just trying to live my life as a decent (Hawk)guy
It’s the Weekend, man. Which means the Bar is Open! I’m feeling particularly relaxed this weekend. Most of this relaxation is due in part to the momentary lull in the Maelstrom that is Home Ownership. Purchase and Sale: signed. House appraisal by the bank: done. Now it’s merely a thousand or so documents to be faxed by us to the Corporate Overlords, and awaiting the official closing. Additionally, my summer class is winding down. Just one more week, and ain’t no teaching taking place during it (not my choice, but I will not complain about not having to lesson plan until September). So life is good. Relaxed, I dare say. So yeah, weekend is lining up to be a enjoyable: some Lucha Underground, some DVR purging, some time with Bae. Pizza, obviously.
Michael Cera is voicing Robin in the ‘Lego Batman’ movie
Michael Cera voicing Robin in the Lego Batman movie? Sounds great to me. Hot off of his doppelganger Jesse Eisenburger saying Comic-Con was like “genocide”, it’s nice to see the other shoe-gazing kiddo embracing the community. (This is probably a completely unfair assessment. I don’t fucking care.)
‘Spider-Man’ movie lands screenwriters from the ‘Vacation’ reboot; John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein
The new Spider-Boy flick is close to landing its scribes. The two dudes behind the upcoming Vacation reboot are being tapped to pen the script, and I have no idea if this is a good thing. Are you folks familiar with John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein?








