Report: The Hulk is going to be in ‘Thor: Ragnarok’
Oh! I see. Mark Ruffalo’s Hulk went missing at the end of Avengers: Age of Dulltron (I’m trolling, I actually bought the movie). Since then, fans have been wondering where the Big Green Bastard is going to show up, and it looks like we’ve got our answer. In…Thor 3?
Rumor: Michael B. Jordan may play Boba Fett in ‘Star Wars’ standalone film
Michael B. Jordan as Boba Fett? Listen — I get it — Boba Fett is supposed to be some annoying ass New Zealand kid or something. Michael B. Jordan decidedly is not. But he’s a great fucking actor, and that’s what I want in my SWU. Great fucking actors. (And I mean, is this even going to come to fruition? I doubt it.)
‘Pride and Prejudice and Zombies’ Trailer: She’ll Need…Other Qualities
I ain’t ever read one of them And Zombie novels. But I have to say, while I don’t know if I will see this movie, it certainly looks entertaining to me.
Video Game Voice Actors Union has voted to strike
In this day and age, voice actors are pretty fucking popular. Jennifer Hale, Nolan North, Troy Baker. Not just their voices, but their motion captured performances. And now the league of them have unionized, and voted to strike. As much as I’m concerned how this will impact my beloved characters and their known voices, I’m all like — get them dollars, ya’ll. You’re an essential part of the gaming world these days*
Bryan Cranston wants to play a Marvel Supervillain
It may have been obvious casting, but I’m of the opinion that the DCU fucked up when they didn’t cast Bryan Cranston as Lex Luthor. Especially since they did cast that insufferable herb Jesse Eisenberg. But hey. Maybe their loss is this Marvel fanboy’s gain. The Man Who Played The Man Who Was The One That Knocked has revealed he would love to play a villain in the MCU.
Rumor: Marvel’s ‘Inhumans’ movie has been cancelled
Remember like last month, when it was announced Kevin Feige had assumed True Ultimate Power over the MCU? And we all gazed at the Abyss and wondered what it would mean? Well — if rumors are true — the first sign of Feige’s newfound dominance is the cancellation of the Inhumans movie.
Weekend Open Bar: The Time Clyde Crashed The Moon Into Eurasia
A goddamn long weekend is arriving here in the Empire Proper. And I’m stoked, standing at the intersection between Taking The Day Off Regardless and Lamenting Its Celebrating That Genocidal Guy. Leaning heavily towards taking any extra day off though, to be honest. And so! Long weekend, afoot!
Let’s celebrate it in the Weekend Open Bar. Together!
‘Jessica Jones’ NYCC Poster: Alias Investigations At Your Service
Oh yeah! Jessica Jones is a television show! It’s arriving next month! Clearly, Marvel senses that I’m not alone in my lack of anticipation. They’ve been paving the dorkcultural psyche with marketing for the show lately, and here is hoping it pays off.
‘Hail, Caesar!’ Official Trailer: Coen Brothers Go Golden Age Hijinks
Yup. Yup, I’m ready for this movie.
