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‘Thor: Ragnarok’ gets new screenwriter, Stephany Folsom
It’s amazing that we have details about Thor: Ragnarok before we have a script. It’s uh, a real look into how the hot dogs are made over there at Marvel Studios.
‘Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice’ Trailer: Snyder Is The Movie’s Villain
Oh man. Not trolling, at all. So whether you disagree with me or not, just know that I’m not trying to be incendiary. I’m admittedly dumb. But. This is a very, very bad trailer. Horrible CG, overbearing, obvious thematics (Jesus Christ, hit me with an ideology hammer), an odd flourish of attempted humor at the end, a Lex Luthor that’s a shitty impersonation of Spacey’s shitty impersonation of Gene Hackman.
‘Star Wars’ Spin-Off News: 2,500 actors have auditioned for Young Han Solo
Hey friends! Don’t forget! Once you’ve seen The Force Awakens and momentarily (I hope) basked in the glory that is a resurrected and beautiful WarStar franchise, remember that more movies are coming! Yes ma’am! Yes sir! Disney is going to take that momentary euphoria and proceed to wring all novelty out of it with an endless cascade of annual installments!
One of those aforementioned installments will center on a Young Han Solo, and my word is Disney being extensive in its casting of the actor to fill the role.
Watch: Cell Phone built in ‘Minecraft’ can make and receive calls.
Man, I really don’t fucking understand Minecraft. Nor do I really understand the wizardry that can be accomplished within it. But, despite my complete lack of comprehension, or maybe in part due to this lack, I am consistently fucking stunned at the sort of endeavors people pull off in the game.
‘Final Fantasy XV’ is playable from start to finish. This is news?
This is a testament to how sad Square has become. They’re announcing that you can play their game from “start” to “finish” — hey, awesome! Square, that is sort of your job, to complete the game that’s been in development for thirty-nine years. Still, snark aside, I’m excited that this game may be real but also probably suck.
Russia planning to build a Lunar Base by the 2030s; Cosmonauts Get!
Fuck yeah! It’s about time someone began planning to build some gnarly structures on the Moon. Do you hear that, United States? There are people aiming to get back to the Moon! Take the bait! Begin making your own Lunar Base plans! Let’s get the SpaceBasedArmRace going again. Please!
Paul Dini and Eduardo Risso teaming for ‘Dark Night: A True Batman Story’, an original graphic novel
Now here is a legit meeting of the artistic minds. Paul Dini and Eduardo Risso are bringing their talents together for what will hopefully produce glorious synergy. It has been announced that the duo are putting out an original Batman graphic novel, inspired by actual events in Dini’s life.
