HBO confirms a ‘Deadwood’ movie is on the way
Deadwood movie is on the way! Which is a great opportunity for Eddie and Johnny to pile on, and remind me what a fuck-up I am for having not watched the series yet. FUCK.
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Weekend Open Bar: Thankfully, Your GlitchedSoul was CloudSaved
Ah yeah, you did it, buddy! You made it through the first week of the new year. All them holidays are over with, and so your laissez faire attitude can no longer be blamed on festivities. Instead you’re going to need to bury the truth deep down — you’re tired of your unrewarding job in the SpiceMines, and the nominal-at-best pay bumps and feigned annual recognition by the CzarLords that run your job from DigiSpace.
It’s depressing, but you’re not alone. For one, it’s the weekend. For two, this is Weekend Open Bar! A watering hole buried deep in the swollen cyst in the synapses of the CyberRot of the Universe’s Grey Matter. All of us are here! Waiting for you!
Ben Mendelsohn to play villain in ‘Ready Player One’ adaptation by Spielberg
Ben Mendelsohn is a great actor, though I don’t know if he is well known. However, soon, the public shall learn the power of The Mendelsohn. Not only is the dude in StarWarRogueOne – A WarStar Anthology tale, but the dude has also landed the villain role in RPO.
Scientists find Meteorite “Older Than Earth Itself” in Australian Outback
How fucking gnarly is this? This past November a meteorite landed in the Australian Outback. A crew of SpaceWizards and ScientistDiggerFolk descended upon the area and eventually found the space-rock. The coolest part? This motherfucker from Space is older than the Earth itself. While many don’t walk into corners hyperventilating about the Enormity of it All, I sure do! And so when something like this occurs, I silently wish to myself that I could hold that sumbitch and mutter to myself, “you’re from space, you’re from space.” Maybe you’re like me. Or maybe nah, idfk.
Sony has sold more than 35 million PlayStation 4s; imagine if they had exclusives!
Yeah, straight trolling in the headline. I love my PlayStation 4. It’s my go-to console, and it appears that I’m not alone. Sony has announced that they’ve sold more than 35 million consoles. As opposed to shipped, which makes the numbers even more impressive.
Krang is going to be in ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows’
Man. The second TMNT is going to fucking feature Krang? Maybe it’s time I cajoled Bateman into getting stoned and watching the first one, cause I gotta, I just fucking gotta, see that Brain-Assed Bastard in the second movie. For better or worse.
‘High-Rise’ Trailer: A Logic More Powerful Than Reason
This one came out of the fucking woods for me. I caught director Ben Wheatley’s Kill List a couple of years ago with Bateman, and found it enjoyably, enjoyably haunting. So apply his talent to adapting yet another J.G. Ballard book I haven’t read (dystopian no less!), starring Loki, and you got a movie I’m anticipating.
‘Daredevil’ Season 2 Teaser Trailer! Plus! A poster! And! Season premiering March 18!
1) I cannot fucking wait. 2) It appears the show *is not* going “head to head” (our own Neo pointed out it really wouldn’t be much of a competition) with BatGuy vs SuperBrooder, dropping a week earlier.
Alex Garland’s sci-fi adaptation ‘Annihilation’ casts Tessa Thompson (‘Creed’)
Man! I haven’t read Annihilation. Our own Johnny Hotsauce was (I think) lukewarm about the novel. But fuck, I can’t help but get excited for the adaptation. I mean: Alex Garland! Tessa Thompson! Natalie Portman! Gina Rodriguez! Sign me up.
‘Oculus Rift’ costs $600, will begin shipping March 28
Phew! I was worried I was going to impulse buy an Oculus Rift. Would have really cheesed off my wife, and probably not been used very much. Well! The price for the rig has been revealed to be $600, which makes it even too rich for my economically irresponsible ass (for the moment).
