Maybe: Marvel bringing ‘Punisher’ series to Netflix

Punisher hasn’t even debuted on Daredevil yet, but the sociopathic vigilante is already a favorite on the NetterWebs. Marvel ain’t deaf to the fervor the character is generating, and apparently they may be giving BigPun his own series. A rumor broke-out over the weekend that they totally were, but Netflix’s Chief Content Czar has responded with a totally maybe okay chill. My interpretation? It’s coming. But down the line.

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Vin Diesel shares first poster for ‘Fast 8’

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Vin Diesel has shared the first poster for Fast 8, the, uh, eight installment in the Fast and the Furious and the Furiously Fast franchise. Get hyped?

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Cosplay: Claptrap from ‘Borderlands’ as humanoid female does things…to me

Claptrap.

This…this is a new fetish for me. Robots that have taken female humanoid form. But hey, I’m just going to roll with it. I’m too old to give a fuck.

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‘Pee-wee’s Big Holiday’ Teaser Trailer: Dropping March 18 on Netflix

Official ‘Justice League’ promo art shows The Flash, Cyborg

‘Suicide Squad’ Poster: The Whole Motley Crew of Scum and Villainy

Tarantino confirms his movies all take place in same universe

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The Tarantinoverse is real? Well, I’ll be. I’m not one of those people who has dedicated serious time pondering their connection, but its interesting even still.

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Report: Christopher McQuarrie “saved” ‘Rogue One’ script

Rogue One.

Back in October it was reported that Christopher McQuarrie had been brought in to “punch-up” the script for Star Wars: Rogue One. Now Birth Douche Movies has corroborated that report, and doubled down on the extent to which McQuarrie engaged with the script. Hey — fucking McQuarrie rules, I’m glad they brought him in if the script needed it. I remain fanboyishly optimistic.

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Warner Bros. drops official ‘Wonder Woman’ movie logo

Monday Morning Commute: Trickle Down Cybernetics

Trickle Down

How are you folks doing? Man — it’s been a minute since I sat down at my computer. Or, I suppose, sat my laptop down upon me. Spent the weekend hanging out with friends, slinging insane amounts of caffeine into my veins. Watching grown men throw balls into the air while I bark at them nonsensically. Imbuing the frivolities with so much importance, way too much importance, playing right into the distractionary hands of The Powers That Be.

But hey. It’s with friends. There are probably worse ways to spend the weekend than eating too much, farting too much, laughing too much, and the such, right? Even if the macguffin is SportEvent.

Anyways — now that I am at my computer, I shall compose this. Monday Morning Commute!

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