Rumor: Ben Affleck’s Batman movie will take place in Arkham Asylum

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New rumor time, for the upcoming Batfleck Flick! Apparently, the movie is going to take place in Arkham Asylum. This rumor seems plausible when considered in conjunction with prior rumors, which had the movie starring what was described as a “fuck load” of Batman villains.

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Leaked: ‘Rogue One: A Star Wars Story’ Celebration Trailer: As Secure as Death Star Plans

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Want the Rogue One trailer from Celebration? Even though it didn’t officially drop? Like I’ve been saying about the upcoming SDCC Guardians 2 footage, where there are geeks, there is a way. Namely, leaks. As in, the Rogue One trailer has leaked. So enjoy it.

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Monday Morning Commute: Please Stand By

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Tired today, man. Currently supine. Battling fatigue and a stomach stuffed with staggering tumult. Am I a diarrhea that dreams it’s a man, or a man that dreams he’s merely a flesh-bag filled with diarrhea? I’m not sure, I’m not sure. What am I sure of? This week contains multitudes, multitudes of various arts and farts I’m looking forward to enjoying. These arts, these farts, they are an Existential Ripcord. I need merely let my excitement yank said cord, and rip me through the miasma of malaise my rolling tide of brown-churn and soul are currently sunk in.

It is my mandate as the curator of Monday Morning Commute to list these arts. To high-five these farts. It is your mandate as the consumer (be it by accident or be it by accentuated agency) to list what you are sweating this week in the comments section.

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Netflix’s ‘Luke Cage’ SDCC Poster: Yellow and Yoked

Microsoft’s ‘Xbox One S’ is dropping August 2

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Don’t have an XB1 and are looking to get on the train with the new “S” model? Have an XB1 but are looking to slim-down, and sexy-up? Microsoft has a date of arrival for you.

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‘Game of Thrones’ returning Summer 2017 with Seven Episodes

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Abridged Winter is coming, folks. As Game of Thrones winds down its blood-filled existence with two final seasons, it appears confirmed that they’ll both be shorter than the previous ones.

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Space Swoon: The Stars are (not really) out on Saturn

Wracked in the Wasteland Part 1: Taking Corvega

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CaffPow Introduction: Wracked in the Wasteland is Contingency Plan’s journal, detailing his trials and tribulations as he treks through Fallout 4 in Survival Mode. Good Sir will be posting it on our Facebook page first, which he helps maintain. And you should Like. Afterwards it will be cross-posted here for those of you who only frequent the Space-Ship proper.

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I’m going to do my best to comment on each photo as I tried to capture each interesting moment as I try to accomplish anything on Survival mode.

Overall, completing this quest was insane. It took me 10 minutes to siege Corvega just to gain entrance. I had to take the upper ramp of a highway and slowly plink away at the raiders. I was in desperate need of food and there was a fire nearby, but I couldn’t cook because I was in combat…the battle raged through the night (game time).

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YouTube Game Collector finds super rare Nintendo 64DD on Craigslist

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YouTuber MetalJesusRocks runs a pretty dope Game Collector YouTube channel that I subscribe to. He’s essentially me, if I was foolish enough to rock a goatee (or a Van Dyke if you’re a pedant), and was way better at finding dope shit. And had talent. So he’s essentially not me, he just likes the same shit as I do. Anyhoo — dude recently found a fucking 64DD on Craigslist. Christ.

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Space Swoon: New Map of the Universe charts 1.2 Million Galaxies

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Each point in this map isn’t a star, it’s a god damn galaxy. The map charts out a mere 650 cubic billion light years, which constitutes a quarter of the known Universe.

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