‘Aquaman’ Gets Official October 2018 Release Date
Aquaman, or known around the Omega Household (to wife and husband alike) as Excuse To Ogle Jason Momoa, is officially dropping in October of 2018.
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Tuesday Afternoon Commute: A Copy Of A Copy Of A Copy
I’m just fucking done, man.
The semester has unravelled my precariously knitted-together psyche, spooling it across the OMNIVERSE. If you’ve randomly tripped today, know that it was probably a shredded, knotted, bloodied-strand of my former-consciousness. What was formerly an ebullient, marginally sarcastic whelp has been transformed into a quick-to-fret, foggy-headed nightmare.
I’m just fucking done, man.
This here is Monday Morning Commute, by way of Tuesday Afternoon, sponsored by Ennui and A Colossal, Albeit Ineffective Amount of Caffeine.
This is what I’m looking forward to, this is what’s on my mind, this is what’s simmering in my soul, this week.
‘The Mummy’ Trailer: An Impossible Mission By Any Other Name
Man. I like Tom Cruise. I like the Mission: Impossible movies. But if this trailer is any indication I’m pretty bummed that The Mummy has now just become another cookie-cutter Tom Cruise/Mission: Impossible jam.
Netflix Announces ‘Luke Cage’ Season 2, Will Debut After ‘The Defenders’
People seemed to really like Luke Cage. From what I saw, I did too. So, I’m glad that Luke is going to officially return for a second season, even if we have to wait until after The Defenders airs.
‘Marvel vs. Capcom: Infinite’ Teaser Trailer: The Next Round Is Dropping In 2017
Marvel vs. Capcom 4 was confirmed yesterday! But, you can call it Marvel vs Capcom: Infinite, and expect to play it next year.
‘Uncharted: The Lost Legacy’ Trailer: A Spin-Off Starring Chloe And Nadine
Uncharted 4 is getting DLC which will also function as a standalone game, called The Lost Legacy. The standalone will star Nadine from the aforementioned title as well as Chloe, who made her debut in the franchise’s second title.
‘The Last Of Us Part 2’ Trailer: You Really Gonna Go Through With This?
Here’s the trailer for the long-rumored, and pretty much accidentally confirmed a while ago, Last Of Us Part 2. What else to say? Can’t wait. Can’t wait, indeed.
‘Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2’ Trailer: Showtime, A-Holes!
Holy shit, Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol 2.‘s first trailer is here, and it’s fucking fantastic. Like, not exaggerating, I bust out laughing multiple times. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Features Another Suit Upgrade From Tony Stark
Everyone’s talking about it on the Internet, so why shouldn’t I? Huh? I ain’t got not principals. Oh, talking about what? Glad you asked! New Spider-Man: Homecoming footage was screened at Comic Con Experience 2016 in São Paulo, Brazil. And said footage featured Spidey getting yet another upgrade from Tony “Totally Not A Creepy Horatio Alger Character” Stark.
Two ‘Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild’ Trailers: Give Us This Already
Nintendo. Enough. Just give us this new Zelda already. These trailers are too sexy, the wait has been too long. Give us. Give me!
