‘Rick and Morty’ Season 3 dropping “later this summer”
Rick and Morty‘s third season debuted this past Saturday, on April 1. The ultimate troll job. An incredible development that I deemed a joke due to the date, which turned out to be an incredible development. I feel I’m not alone in my initial reaction. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed the premiere. ‘Cause you’re going to be waiting until “later this summer” for the rest of the show’s third season.
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Weekend Open Bar: Passionfruit
Oh, fuck! It’s the Weekend. Oh, fuck! It’s the Weekend Open Bar! Oh, fuck! My wife told me I only have ten minutes to Open the Bar. And, and, and, you know. Between fiddling with the volume control on my speakers, messaging a couple of friends, and, you know. Do you know? ‘Cause I don’t. Where the fuck is the time going? Oh, fuck! Time, it bleeds, life it bleeds, the universe it slowly, slowly bleeds out. Us, it, none of us truly conscious of it! Stay focused though, man! There ain’t time for your usual existential blatherings.
This is Weekend Open Bar!
The cure-all, catch-all weekly column at the end of the work week! Where I, your Captain and Local Garbage Lord, implore you to come and hang out! Share what you’re eating, watching, watching while eating, playing, et cetera. So on. So forth.
Get high, get drunk, get hard, get soft, whatever, whatever, whatever! It’s all good here. So long as you don your most welcoming and affable of affectations and share what you’re up to this weekend. Shoot the shit, if you will.
This is Weekend Open Bar!
Rumor: Obi-Wan Kenobi movie being announced at Star Wars Celebration
The hot rumor on the Star Wars info-web? There’s an Obi-Wan Kenobi movie announcement coming at Star Wars Celebration. Please, please, please be true. As much as I want the Star Wars mythos to spread out into unmilled terrain, I’m also a mark for Old Ben.
Marvel and DC both in talks with Aaron Sorkin about potential movie
Both Marvel Studios and DC Films are in talks with the master of the walk-and-talk, Aaron Sorkin, about a potential movie. I’m down with this, since as I suffer capes-fatigue, odd, interesting talents like this will be necessary to keep me buzzing about these bombastic bullshit tentpoles.
SpaceX makes history by launching and landing a used rocket
ELON MUSK. Please, sir. Please. Before you link all of our brains up to computers, can you please get some of us off this fucking rock? You’re doing good work, and this whole launching and landing a used rocket makes me feel like fuck it you may be on to something. ELON MUSK. Please, sir. Please.
‘The Dark Tower’ has been delayed again until August 4, 2017
The Dark Tower has been delayed again. And, apparently, it’s a shit show, with the footage recently screened at CinemaCon looking quite rough.
‘War for the Planet of the Apes’ Trailer: That’s The Law Of Nature
New War of the Planet of the Apes trailer, folks! Red hot! Damn red hot. The third installment of the sneakily successful and enjoyable franchise drops this July, and I’m excited for it.
‘Game of Thrones’ Season 7 Trailer: Upon Their Thrones
New Game of Thrones trailer! Season 7 awaits! I should really catch-up on this show!
‘Destiny 2’ Reveal Trailer: Rally The Troops!
We’ve got the official Destiny 2 reveal trailer, folks! It’s capping off seven days or so that saw a leak, a confirmation, a teaser trailer, and now this.
Joss Whedon directing ‘Batgirl’ standalone movie
Woah. Eons ago, Joss Whedon tried to direct a female-led DC movie, in the form of Wonder Woman. He didn’t ever get it made. But now he’s getting a shot at another popular DC female character. Batgirl!
