Charlize Theron says ‘Mad Max: Furiosa’ script is done, and would love to do it
I’m weary about a sequel/prequel/whatever to Mad Max: Fury Road. If only because the movie seemed like Bottled Lightning, and the concept of a new movie in the universe matching its mind-blowing, tits-tightening awesomeness seems unlikely. But, fuck it. Trust in George Miller. Trust in Charlize Theron. Trust in the Wasteland!
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Quentin Tarantino’s next movie is about the Manson Family Murders
Quentin Tarantino got two movies left before he reaches his self-imposed cinematic limit. His penultimate film will be, apparently, about the Manson Family Murders.
‘Luke Cage’ Season 2 premiere to be directed by Lucy Liu
Here’s a collision of worlds that I didn’t see coming. Lucy Liu is directing Luke Cage‘s second season premiere.
Marvel has dropped look at Wasp’s costume from ‘Ant-Man And The Wasp’
A banner at Disney’s upcoming D23 has revealed the first official (?) look at Wasp’s costume from the upcoming Ant-Man And The Wasp.
Tuesday Evening Commute: Let The Chemicals Whisper
I don’t know, what the fuck do you want from me? Just kind of in a funk, lately. Not pervasive, rather it sort of floats in and out of my day. Tired. Burnt out. Expressed the idea to my wife yesterday and her response was immediate, logical, and undeniable: I haven’t had a proper vacation in who the fuck knows how long, and I work myself to death. Always busy. Always tired. Always distracted.
Case in point, I write the above paragraph at 2pm during my lunch break. But, here I am, now! It’s 7pm. I have surfed time, space, commuter traffic, a half-assed workout, and a dog walk to rejoin this act of writing. I’m just, you know. Tired.
But! Hey! It’s Monday Morning Commute! By way of Tuesday. Despite being slathered in a melange of malaise, I’m actually looking forward to some shit this week, I’m actually consuming some pop culture I’m enjoying this week.
Join me in the comments with your own pop culture proclivities, thoughts on existence, gifs of furries farting on cakes. I don’t give a shit.
‘Stranger Things’ Season 2 Teaser Trailer: Some doors can’t be closed
Here’s a new, brief, nay, VERY brief teaser trailer for Stranger Things‘ second season.
Netflix has already greenlit ‘Castlevania’ Season 2 which is good ’cause damn is Season 1 short
Fuck! Netflix’s Castlevania is a great, goddamn nihilistic morsel. But, man. It’s a morsel! More a prologue than anything. So I’m pretty fucking glad it’s getting a second season, so, you know. We can find out what the fuck happens.
Weekend Open Bar: The Light At The Start Of The Tunnel
It’s the Weekend Open Bar and goddamn am I happy to be spending it with you.
Long weeks seem to be relative, you know? Like cock size, intelligence, and the amount of pseudo-beef in our CancerBurgers™. So, despite the fact that I had Tuesday off (America, baby!) and today off (teaching schedule, baby!), I’m still heartened it’s the Weekend. I think most of my brain-gut-tumult this week was the result of Sam starting her new job. She was segueing from the former one, and acclimating herself to the new one.
A pervasive talent of anxiety is the ability to just straight fuckin’ OpticBlast that shit all over myriad elements of one’s own life. Money stressors? OpticBlast! Papers to grade? OpticBlast! Wife starting a new job? OpticBlast!
Kevin Bacon is starring in ‘Tremors’ TV series on Syfy because nothing makes sense
…or does everything make sense? I don’t know. I do know that Kevin Bacon is coming back to the Tremors franchise as part of a Syfy TV series.
[Update: Or nah] Jeremy Renner broke both his arms doing ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ stunt
[Update: Or nah.]
You can say what you will about Jeremy Renner as Hawkguy. Specifically, that he isn’t Hawkguy, was miscast as Hawkguy, and is written oddly as Hawkguy (though I don’t mind him as much as others do). However, what you can’t say is the dude isn’t committed to the character.
