‘Mindhunter’ Trailer: It’s Not Easy Butchering People
I’m *all* fucking *in* on this new Fincher show for Netflix, Mindhunter.
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Hans Zimmer joining Johann Johansson on ‘Blade Runner 2049’ score, so expect some horns dude
Hans Zimmer is helping to score Blade Runner 2049, folks. Dope! I had been sort of “eh” on Zimmer lately, feeling like he had been falling into sort of horn ass-blasting self-parody. But! After his return to form with Dunkirk (in my completely unqualified, and uneducated opinion), I’m ready for more of Zimmer’s horn blasts.
John Cena joins cast of ‘Transformers’ spin-off movie, the franchise finally doing something awesome
John Cena has joined the cast of the Transformers spin-off movie, you know the totally necessary deep dive into the ethos of Bumblebee. I’m just fucking around, I’m actually excited about this movie’s prospects. Good director. 1980s setting. Cena. I’m tentatively stoked.
‘Arrested Development’ Season 5 Set Photo: Production Begins August 8
Arrested Development is about to begin filming its fifth season, for better or worse. If you’re like me, you think worse. If you enjoyed the (gimmicky, eh-at-best) fourth season, for better!
‘Mother!’ Trailer: Aronofsky Returns With Some Nightmare Fuel
There isn’t enough going on in the mother! trailer to know what’s going on. However, there is enough going on to let me know the movie seems like a stripped down, tense, thrilling return to form for Aronofsky. Sign me up.
Monday Morning Commute: A Trip Away From Oblivion
How are you folks, doing? Me? This human? This flesh-sack, organic-computer, consumption-bot? I’m doing fine.
It’s that weird period of the summer where I’m done teaching, but I still have to go into work.
Just enough of a busy schedule to spend an hour, hour-and-fifteen, or hour-and-a-half in my car, each way, for four days a week.
Just enough of a busy schedule to fight traffic to tutor a couple folks to sit idly waiting to see if anyone else is will need tutoring.
Invariably: they won’t.
Invariably: I’ll sit, eyes-crossed, soul-exhaling-a-continuous-malaise, browsing Tumblr, Facebook, whateverwhatever.
Invariably: then I leave, fighting traffic back to my domicile.
How are you folks, doing? Me? This human? This animated-rot, permanent-horndog, masturbation-factory? I’m doing fine.
This is Monday Morning Commute.
Sealed copy of ‘Super Mario Bros.’ sold for $30,000 meanwhile I’m worried about affording socks
Like, not *really* worried, but enough that I’m like, you know, do I really need these socks? Or am I just going to give them to the fucking dog, again, wasting my money. You know, concerned about wasteful spending. Someone, someone else wasn’t concerned about wasteful spending. How do I know? They spent fucking $30,000 on a sealed copy of Super Mario Bros., for chrissake.
‘The Last Jedi’ News: Leaked, clear promo image of Supreme Leader Snoke and oh god what’s wrong with your face
Want a clear ass look at Supreme Leader Snoke, from The Last Jedi? You know, better than that blurry-as-fuck dur dur build the suspense hologram you see in The Force Awakens? Then hit the goddamn jump!
Final ‘Neon Genesis Evangelion’ movie gets poster teaser, makes as little sense as series
I’m pretty sure if I went back and watched NGE, I’d find it to be lacrymal, pretentious garbage. So, I’m just going to appreciate it from afar. What I’ve been actively engaging in, though, are the movie remakes, and I’ve largely found them to be a mixed bag. Whelp!, here’s a teaser poster for the final film. Will it be good? Who the fuck knows.
Hit the jump for more details, and a “translated poster”, which sort of looks bootleg as fuck.
