First Look: Iron Fist joins ‘Luke Cage’ Season 2. If anything can rehabilitate his character, it’s this show

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When God was designing the cosmos, he imagined Danny Rand when he was designing the Platonic Ideal of a Fuckboi. That said, Danny Rand was mildly, sort of, somewhat entertaining when he was paired with Luke Cage in The Defenders. So here’s hoping Rand’s transformation from consummate fuckboi to tolerable foil continues in Luke Cage‘s second season.

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Netflix drops ‘Stranger Things’ old school mobile game. Also gives a middle finger to oversaturation

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Netflix has dropped a Stranger Things game on mobile devices today, seemingly out of nowhere. Assuredly the company intends on pumping the fucking brain-plate of the collective consciousness full of the Upside Down Shit, to celebrate the second season’s release this month.

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‘Bob’s Burgers’ is being turned into a movie, and it’s dropping on July 17, 2020

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I’ve just started watching Bob’s Burgers, and I’ve found it, viewers of the show this won’t surprise you, wonderful. So, fuck yeah! Let’s do a movie.

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Jenny Slate has been cast in the ‘Venom’ movie starring Tom Hardy

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Not much to say here, I mean, right? The Tom Hardy-starring Venom movie’s cast continues to come together, and, well. So far it’s pretty impressive.

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Kate Winslet has been cast in those three hundred dumb ass ‘Avatar’ sequels

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I don’t really give a fuck about the Avatasequels, but I really enjoy Kate Winslet as a performer. So I’m going to split the difference and shrug at this news, I guess.

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PlayStation boss Andrew House leaving Sony after over 25 years

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Andrew House has been around Sony for a long, long goddamn time. Done all sorts of shit, all sorts of shit for the company *waves arms around vaguely*, you know! Most recently, House has overseen PlayStation’s resurgence this generation.

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‘Blade Runner 2049’ Final Trailer: Here’s Some Plot Points If Ya Need ‘Em

I’m not watching this final trailer for Blade Runner 2049. It, according to the EchoChamber, contains some plot points perhaps used to lure in people still on the fence. Not this guy, not applicable, no way. I already bought my tickets, *and* I want to know fucking nothing going in.

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Monday Morning Commute: It’s hell on Earth and the city’s on fire

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It’s Monday Morning Commute, comrades! A day late, but what can you do.

Yesterday was one of those days where the laptop didn’t leave the book bag upon my return to the Mother-Ship. But, I’m here now! Ready to give you the rundown of what I’m looking forward to this week! Ready to eagerly anticipate your own happenings in the comments section.

It’s Monday Morning Commute, comrades! A day late, but what can you do.

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Nicolas Cage has been turned into a snack in Japan, a country which clearly gets it

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Nicolas Cage has been turned into a snack in Japan. Typically I spread cheeks and push when it comes to promotional materials for movies. However, this one clearly fucking nails it.

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DC moving away from “shared” Marvel-style movie universe. This is actually a pretty good fucking idea.

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Apparently, DC and Warner Bros. are distancing themselves from the idea of a shared movie universe for the DC movies. Honestly, this is actually a great fucking idea. As much as I love the MCU, and boy do I love it, I also love the idea of giving directors more control in bringing “their” idea of a comic book character to the screen. Like, imagine a world with an Edgar Wright directed Ant-Man, you know? Not having to sync everything up, or shoehorn in a fucking Infinity Stone, or some shit.

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