‘Rage 2’ Gameplay Trailer: If Gearbox won’t give us a new ‘Borderlands’, Bethesda will

This trailer has me fucking hyped, my dudes. While I think we’re going to be seeing Borderlands 3 very soon (E3!), this new trailer for Rage 2 definitely scratches the Blands 3 itch that’s been consuming me.

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‘Rage 2’ Announce Trailer: Now With A Bit More Levity

I never played the original Rage, though I’ve had a sort of curious, voyeuristic urge to do so lately. But, despite that, I’m really intrigued by the prospect of the second title. Like, it’s been six fucking years since I got to wander Borderlands‘ post-apocalyptic Mad Max type shit. And while it seems the wait for a third title in this series may be coming to a close, at least I know a potential alternative is arriving as well.

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Cliff Bleszinski’s Boss Key Productions has closed, ending a weird and bummer of a time

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Today, CliffyB, aka Dude Huge, aka the creator of Gears of War has announced that his games studio has closed its doors. It was a weird time, to be a fan of his, during this Boss Key Productions saga. They created the preposterously boastful and cataclysmically unsuccessful Lawbreakers. Then, they attempted to quickly pivot into the Battle Royale arena. And, now, they’re no more.

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Maybe: ‘Final Fantasy VII’ Remake date to be announced at E3. Dude, 2025 is gonna be fucking litttttttttttttt

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First off, the FFVII remake date being announced at E3 seems plausible. Second off, if you think they’re gonna make that announced date you’re a fucking sucker. Third off, if it’s earlier than 2020, I’m going to shit in your pants.

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Streaming! Tonight! Some Sonic Mania, some depravity, hopefully some of ya’ll

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Tonight! Join us!

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Kevin Feige confirms that Kamala Khan’s Ms. Marvel is coming to the MCU. This is righteous news, friends

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Holy fuck. I had sort of given up hope on seeing Kamala Khan in the MCU! But, apparently all my hopelessness was for naught. ‘Cause the head MCU Czar himself has confirmed she will be joining Marvel’s cinematic universe.

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Weekend Open Bar: Sit Next To Me

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Hell yes, it’s Weekend Open Bar.

What’s up, fellow denizens of the Space-Ship Omega? Me? This guy? I’m celebrating the cessation of the semester! Or, at least, the last full week. Not only that, but it’s the motherfucking weekend! With that in mind, I must cop to you that I’m about to eat too much, sleep too much, play too much, smoke too much, and smile too much.

And, I implore you fellow degenerates to join me in my revelry here in the Open Bar!

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Timothy Olyphant joins Tarantino’s ‘Once Upon A Time In Hollywood’ and sweet fuck this cast is stacked

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Another day, another post about someone fucking fantastic joining the cast of Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. Today? It’s Timothy Olyphant!

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Jon Favreau’s ‘Star Wars’ TV series to take place seven years after ‘Jedi’ cause Christ knows we need more of the same

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Oh, golly. Jon Favreau’s Star Wars show takes place between Jedi and Force Awakens. Can you hear it? My deep, soul-consuming yawn? I just don’t fucking need more Star Wars content that takes place at any point in the Skywalker Saga.

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FX has given ‘This Is America’ and ‘Atlanta’ director Hiro Murai his own development deal

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I’ve known how rad Hiro Murai is for a good goddamn while now. But, a lot of people are experiencing his work for the first time through Childish Gambino’s video, This Is America. None the less, with that brag out of the way, I’m stoked that he’s getting a development deal.

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