Matt Reeves says draft of noir-driven ‘The Batman’ will be done in two weeks. I am cautiously optimistic, dudes
And lo and behold, there was one person still excited for Matt Reeves’ The Batman. That person is me, friends. Yes, I sit alone. For now. But when the movie ends up kicking ass, I will smugly say that I told you so.
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‘Maniac’ Trailer: The new series from ‘True Detective’ director Cary Fukunaga asks if you know where you are right now
Fuck to the yes. Here’s a trailer for Maniac, the Netflix limited series from director Cary Joji Fukunaga. You may recognize him as the dude who helped make True Detective‘s first season fucking incredible.
‘Stranger Things’ Season 3 ain’t dropping until 2019. This will give Duffer Brothers more time to steal ideas, phew
I enjoyed the first season of Stranger Things, despite it being a pastiche of far superior works. I deplored the second season of Stranger Things, since it was the same pastiche of far superior works. As well, not only were their influences played out, but they displayed them with far less subtlety. Much like the Wachowskis blowing all their influences on the first Matrix, I’m not sure the Duffer Brothers can hem together another enjoyable season without. You know. Coming up with some shit of truly of their own.
‘Venom’ Trailer #2: At least the first trailer kept my hopes down
This trailer for Venom looks so, so fucking stupid.
‘Terminator 6’ First Look: Linda Hamilton and her boomstick have gloriously returned
I don’t know, man. There are a lot of reasons to not be excited for Terminator 6. But, I can’t feel them fucking resonating within me. Instead, I’m just fully fucking stoked for the return of Linda Hamilton.
Henry Cavill wants to play James Bond. Can we just fucking let him? For me?
I love Henry Cavill. Love him in The Man From Uncle, love him in Mission Impossible: Fallout. I’m fucking ready to love him for a decade-plus as Bond.
The Russo Brothers sign with Amazon to develop some ambitious ‘global television franchise’ whatever the fuck that means
What we know: The Russo Brothers’ next project will be for Amazon, and it’s going to be a “global television franchise” apparently. What that means: who the fuck knows. But, it’s the Russo Brothers. They’ve been glossing my asshole (that’s a good thing, I promise) for more than a half-decade. So I’m fucking sold.
‘Castlevania’ Season 2 Trailer: They Don’t Deserve The Earth
The wait, the fucking wait, for Castlevania‘s second season is slowly coming to an end. And if this trailer is any fucking indication, it’s going to be worth the wait.
