Amazon’s ‘The Dark Tower’ series has cast its Gunslinger and Man In Black. I don’t know them, but I’m hopeful!

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A lot of my friends fuck heavy with The Dark Tower. I don’t, but it ain’t out of prejudice. So while I’m not deeply emotionally invested in Amazon’s attempt, I am a bit excited.

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Watch: That ‘Avengers: Endgame’ theory where Ant-Man kills Thanos through his ass has a a video

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Whelp, we have the video finally. THANUS. Ant-Man killing Thanos through his ass. The internet is a good, horrifying, troubling place. But, I’m here for it.

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Hubble captures image of asteroid spinning itself apart. Space sublimity!

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Even in death, the cosmos comes off sublime. For example, here is an image the Hubble captured of an asteroid spinning itself apart.

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‘Hyper Light Drifter’ getting animated series from ‘Castlevania’ producer. I’m here for this, my dudes

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Even though I was cool on the second season of Castlevania, I’m still fucking stoked it exists. Therefore, the news that Castlevania Dude is bringing Hyper Light Drifter into the world as an animated series? Fuck yeah.

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‘Borderlands 3’ Trailer: It’s Been So Long, But This Trailer Feels So Good

I got no words, man. This franchise means so much to me, and I’ve waited so long for Borderlands 3. Like, to the point where I actually got teary-eyed during the trailer debut.

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John Carpenter receiving famous directing award at Cannes. As he should, because he fucking rules!

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John Carpenter is getting himself a famous directing award at Cannes this year. Which, if you think about it, makes all the sense in the world. ‘Cause the dude is the fucking best.

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‘Godzilla: King of the Monsters’ Trailer: Earth is Godzilla’s world and I’m cool with it

Here’s a new Godzilla: King of the Monsters trailer! It announces that the motherfucker is the ruler of Earth, and I’m completely cool with the idea.

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‘Cyber Shadow’ Trailer: A ‘Ninja Gaiden’-esque platformer being published by the ‘Shovel Knight’ folks? Sign me the fuck up.

Cyber Shadow looks fucking squarely within my wheelhouse, friends.

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Angelina Jolie in talks to join Marvel’s ‘Eternals’ movie. I mean, sure, why not?

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I don’t really have any opinion about this. Jolie is a good actress. As well, I’ve assumed that all talent in Hollywood will eventually be cast into a Marvel or DC movie.

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‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ poster has probably leaked and features some dope shit

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Yo! So, there’s a Star Wars: Episode IX poster leak! I’m putting it after the jump in case you don’t want it spoiled!

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