Robert Pattinson is officially Batman and I could not be more excited, my dudes!
Let them herb-ass losers cry and start new petitions about this news, folks. Me? I’m fucking stoked.
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‘Call of Duty: Modern Warfare’ Trailer: Captain Price returns on October 25 and I’m pumped
For better or worse, I’m fucking stoked for a Modern Warfare reboot. I spent a good amount of time in my 20s playing through the titles, and honestly, really fucking enjoying them. I’m ready to ride with Captain Price once more.
Microsoft is bringing Xbox Game Pass to the PC. The great uncoupling continues, as streaming pushes forward!
Yes friends, Microsoft is bringing Xbox Game Pass to the PC. The Netflix-esque service will offer PC gamers a library of 100 games for a monthly fee. True, it’s not exactly streaming. But, it portends the future, which seems to suggest even companies like Microsoft and Sony will move away from the physical, and into the cloud. Consoles as brands, not as physical hardware. Or some shit.
‘Mister Miracle’ writer Tom King is co-writing ‘New Gods’ movie with director Ava DuVernay
Yeah, I know. Most people know Tom King as the writer of Batman. But, let’s be honest. Mister Miracle (or perhaps Vision) is his magnum opus. And now the writer may be tackling the character in the New Gods movie. Sign me up.
Astronomers have found a “forbidden planet” in the Neptunian desert. Space fucking rules, dudes
Only space can deliver such a fucking headline, right? A forbidden planet, found. A Neptunian desert, present.
‘Death Stranding’ Gameplay Trailer: Kojima’s latest mindfuck drops this November 8!
Holy. Shit. I stand corrected. Death Stranding really is real, and dropping November 8.
Square Enix is gonna reveal its ‘Avengers’ game at E3. About g’damn time, right?
Man! Is it possible, could it be possible, that a good Avengers game is coming? We will have our first moment to assess at this year’s E3. Me, how am I feeling about it? Pretty optimistic, since its the Tomb Raider team leading the development.
Monday Morning Commute: Have fun, eat sweets, try to walk and exercise!
Holy shit, I’m alive! I’m a-l-i-v-e! I promise, I’m alive. This definitely isn’t a re-constituted Digi-ian communicating to you from beyond the Physical Realm. I promise. Anyways, how the fuck are you? Me? I’m doing okay. I’m not, praise the Elder Gods, tutoring this summer.
What does that mean? It means that I have some time to convalesce, ingest media, and eat too much before my summer class(es).
So, in the spirit of Corpulent Media Consumption, here’s what I’m absorbing into my totally-not-a-digital-construct of a brain this week. I hope you’ll join me in the comments section!
This is Monday Morning Commute!
Omega Plays: Dead Cells – Part Something – Alongside our ‘Dead Cells’ master of a friend!
We returned to what’s hopefully “regular” streaming this week with a guest in tow, our friend Tommy. He’s been playing and mastering Dead Cells the last few months, as we’ve been playing Dead Cells and talking about 80s movies and boners. So, he was able to show us pretty much how to properly play the game. We’re talking synergy and stats and shit.
Mars has massive amount of water frozen beneath its North Pole. Can we go there, yet? Please?
I say g’damn! Scientists have identified a massive amount of fucking water frozen beneath the Martian North Pole. How much, you ask? Well if it were to melt, it would submerge the entire planet.
