New ‘Mass Effect 3’ Details From The Exec Producer!
Even though it’s been fucking delayed and consequently crushed my heart, there’s new Mass Effect 3 details. These fucking details are courtesy of the executive producer of the series, Casey Hudson. Hit the jump for the deets, though they may be called spoilers if you’re a fucking assholes.
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Variant Covers: All That And A Bag Of Ennui!
And then there was ennui! Welcome to Variant Covers, the column that has me blathering about the comic books I’m picking up this week. There are occasions when the week is stacked to the brim with releases I’m sweating, and then there are weeks like this: a barren wasteland of interest.
Disagree with me? Hit the comments box with what you’re checking out. I’m curious, curious for you.
Game of Thrones: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things
Hold up. Who the hell is Theon Greyjoy? For those who haven’t read the books, the abrupt appearance of Theon may have been confusing – especially since visually he could pass for one of the Stark boys. For those who may have missed some of Tyrion’s exposition concerning Theon:
Microsoft Buys Skype; Now We Can Wank On Xbox Live!
Microsoft has bought Skype for a ridiculously enormous amount of money. I may be the only human being alive who has never used Skype, nor has had any urge to. However, with this recent acquisition I am hoping I’ll be able to seamlessly masturbate in video messages for assholes who rip me up in Black Ops.
Sony To Co-Finance Tarantino’s ‘Djano Unchained’, Will Smith To Get Jiggy?
It’s always crazy when Quentin Tarantino’s movies actually begin to feel real. Dude runs his mouth for years, and I nod, and nod, and nod. But ‘Djano Unchained’ is getting fucking real! The news is swelling, with announcements that Sony is go co-finance this pig, and maybe, just maybe, the Fresh Prince will be getting jiggy in the flick.
Here’s Some ‘Modern Warfare 3’ Rumors En Masse!
I’ve come to love the yearly installments of Call of Duty. I realize that a yearly game means heavy duty franchise milking, perhaps a hit to innovation, and other deleterious bullshit. However, there’s something comforting about being able to look forward to a new installment every year, being able to put a pin on a calendar and know I’ll get something I’ll love. It’s because of this comfort that I’m sweating this year’s Modern Warfare 3, despite Infinity Ward getting blowed-ups and MW3 getting did courtesy of thirty-five different studios.
Today, Kotaku had some pretty serious rumors/impressions regarding MW3.
World of Warcraft Sees Cataclysmic Drop In Subscriptions.
World of Warcraft used to be my fucking jam. Now it’s old, man. Cataclysm barely held my interest, and the friends I hang with feel the same way. Apparently we’re not alone. WoW is shedding subscribers like a motherfucker.
Darren Aronofsky To Team Up With George Clooney For Sci-Fi Flick ‘Human Nature’?
Ever since Darren Aronofsky threw the deuces up and peaced out of directing ‘The Wolverine’, it hasn’t been certain what he’ll do next. Here’s some more kindling on the speculation fire. Aronofsky may be teaming up with George Clooney for a sci-fi flick. Boner.
Diablo III Getting A Beta This Summer. Hell Yes!
Now that I’ve officially transitioned into fully not giving a fuck about WoW, again, I’ve turned my eyes longingly towards Diablo III. You see, the latest WoW expansion couldn’t keep me giving a fuck nearly as much as the previous one, which couldn’t hold my attention as much as the previous one, et cetera, et cetera. Decreasing returns of interest. So it’s up to the sequel to my original Blizzard love to keep my online grinding glands glazed.
Hopefully in the beta this summer.
Monday Morning Commute: DESTROY APATHY!
Spark a cigarette and pour a drink – you’ve made it home after the first day of the workweek! Congratulations! You’ve only got to get through that 9-5 shitstorm four more times until the weekend! And from there it’s only a few more decades before you either retire into poverty or die! Ta-dah!
Fugg that, son. Life’s a glorious experiment, so let’s dance in the laboratory and smash some beakers! This here’s the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE, a weekly post dedicated to combating ennui. If you fear that you’re becoming one of the flesh-and-blood automatons that chokes Wonder to death, hop into this refugee-camp. I’m going to show you what I’m doing to destroy apathy.
If you’re daring, you’ll hit up the comments section and do the same.
