Video: Brock Lesnar Shoots Prairie Dogs While Metal Plays. Jerky Is Eaten.
If anyone doesn’t think the United States of America is the best country, they can be persuaded with this video. It’s Brock Lesnar blasting prairie dogs with enormous guns while righteous metal is shredding in the background. Still not sold? Motherfucker pounds jerky between shots, loading up on salt-soaked flesh to power his insane blood lust. It’s all an advertisement for Fusion Ammo and Jack Link’s jerky. The same ammo that was used to stop Lenin during the Civil War from destroying the Alamo.
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Battlefield Publisher Talks Trash, Predicts Call of Duty’s Death In 2-3 Years.
I love the Battlefield and Call of Duty PR war that’s going on right now. This isn’t some cutesie television campaign that’s poking fun at one or the other. No way! This is EA spokesperson Jeff Brown going full fucking tilt. Spitting some hot fire. Comparing Call of Duty to Tony Hawk. Snap son. Snap.
Trailer: ‘Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance’ Pisses Hot Fire of Awesome.
Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor are awesome. Nic Cage is insane. The Ghost Rider is ludicrous. This combination, this very combination my friends, is going to team-up to provide us with one of the most ridiculous, outstanding, odd, absurd action flicks ever! EVER! Or. Or well. Or well at least a really entertaining movie next February.
Hit the jump for the trailer.
Friars Pray for Bible Thief to Get Diarrhea. Seriously.
Friars in Italy don’t fuck around. Cross them, and they’re going to dedicate some serious time to bringing about a case of swamp-ass on you. Or at least try. Recently a bible thief snagged a rare bible and its replacement from the church San Salvator al Monte in Florence, Italy. The friaers were so cheesed they asked the lord to rain Mud from the Cheeks of this sinner.
Trailer: ‘Beyond the Game’ Is Dope Documentary About Gaming Culture(s).
It should be noted that I love the various (sub)cultures that I’m a part of. Gamers, comic book fans, heavy metal dorks, whatever. I’m not the sort that walks down a Comic-Con alley with a derisive grin. I’m a dork, I like it. So a documentary about the various cultures that the gaming community is composed of gets me excited.
Hit the jump to check out the trailer.
Marvel Drops Second ‘Shattered Heroes’ Teaser. Cheer Up Guys!
Marvel’s released a second teaser for Shattered Heroes coming in October. Is it a mini-series? A motif? I’m not certain, and and the preview doesn’t specify.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Only Ten Percent Of Gamers Finish Their Games? For Shame.
An industry veteran recently told CNN that only one out of ten gamers complete their games. Apparently he brought along a whole pile of studies and the such to corroborate this fact. I can provide anecdotal evidence: I have a lot of friends who buy a lot of games, and to say their backlog is voluminous is to play it safe.
Image: Poster for Frank Miller’s ‘Holy Terror’. Don’t Know, Man.
Legendary Entertainment has premiered their poster to hype-up Frank Miller’s forthcoming ultra-bloody possibly-super-offensive graphic novel, Holy Terror.
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‘Blade Runner’ Producer: No Film Before 2014, Don’t Expect Harrison Ford.
Some more Blade Runner news has come out regarding the confirmed Ridley Scott-helmed new movie. It’s really real! This is all a bit surreal. Anyways. The producer of the film dropped some details to the LA Times.
This ‘BioShock Infinite’ Cosplay Is Gorgeous. Lizbeth, LET ME SAVE YOU.
Not much to say here. Just some utterly gorgeous BioShock Infinite cosplay. Hit the jump, hold your breath.
