Video: Taiwanese Animation On Steve Jobs’ Life Involves LSD, Anal Birthing, Toy Story.
NMA is at it again. They’ve churned out a video recounting the life of the former Apple CEO turned Full-Time ninja. As you’d expect, it’s fucking insane. Anal computer birthing, Toy Story cabbage patch dancing, and Darth Gates. Get some.
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New Teaser For First Issue of ‘Hulk’ Is Electrifying. This Is A Pun.
I’m excited for the new Jason Aaron-helmed Hulk relaunch. I checked out on the Hulk when Jeph Loeb dangled the identity of the Red Hulk for three or so years, and have been waiting for a new in-let into the title. This new teaser/variant cover by Ladronn is hopefully the manifesto for the new team’s approach to the Hulk: the green man. Smashing. Everything.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Video: Hurricane Irene As Seen From Space. Captured By Astronaut.
Hurricane Irene is currently on her way towards fucking up the Eastern seaboard and probably putting a goddamn tree into my car. She’s mean. Judging from this video taken by an astronaut, she’s also gorgeous. Mother Nature is friggin’ stunning.
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Video: ‘Borderlands 2’ Footage Captured Via Crotch Cam. Coincidentally Swells Mine.
Up until this point my tits have only been titillated by written descriptions of Borderlands 2. Not anymore. Thanks to an intrepid attendee of Gamescom, and their groin, we have some footage. It’s so delicious. We see some new environments, and the disposable-gun-as-grenade technique which is so flashy-bling-bling I can’t stand it. (That’s a good thing.)
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Skyrim Is Going To Allow Dude-On-Dude Marriage. Elven Arrow Growing!
Elder Scrolls: Skyrim is going to do me a solid and allow me to consummate my male elf on male human dude-to-dude boner rubbing dreams. It’s about time too, all the pictures I’ve drawn imagining it are piling up and it’s time to actualize!
‘Battlestar: Blood and Chrome’ Getting Demoted Back To Webseries? Fraking Sad Face.
I was pretty goddamn excited about the prospect of a new Battlestar Galactica show hitting the various screens through which we now watch shit. Helmed by Michael Taylor, taking place during the first Cylon war. Yes, yes! No? After seeing initial footage, SyFy is thinking of returning it to its webisodes roots.
Kanye West and Dropkick Murphys Playing ‘Call of Duty’ Convention. Douche Conglomerate.
While I love Call of Duty, it is a scientific fact that the majority of people you meet online playing it are probably rotting choads. It makes sense then that Activision is gathering their own armada of musician choads to play the Call of Duty XP: Give Us More Money Experience convention.
Kanye West. Dropkick Murphys.
Woof.
Lucas Changes ‘Phantom Menace’ Yoda from Puppet To CGI. Dude Sucks Hard.
We all know George Lucas sucks. Why do we continually bitch about it out loud? Because it’s therapeutic. The dude has gone and changed the Yoda in The Phantom Menace from a puppet to full CGI for the upcoming Blu-Ray release of his trilobortion and the maimed version of The Trilogy.
Steve Jobs Resigns As CEO Of Apple. Going Full-Time Ninja.
Steve Jobs has resigned as CEO of Apple. This is like Lenin resigning from Communism. What are they going to do without their Cult of Personality? I know what he’s going to do. Go full ninja.
GameStop Removing Deus Ex OnLive Coupons From Its Retail PC Copies. Amazing.
The PC version of Deus Ex Machina that was released this week comes packaged with a coupon for a free OnLive version of the game. This angers the mighty GameStop, who has instructed its employees to open those new copies and take take those fuckers out.
