Lucas Changes ‘Phantom Menace’ Yoda from Puppet To CGI. Dude Sucks Hard.

We all know George Lucas sucks. Why do we continually bitch about it out loud? Because it’s therapeutic. The dude has gone and changed the Yoda in The Phantom Menace from a puppet to full CGI for the upcoming Blu-Ray release of his trilobortion and the maimed version of  The Trilogy.

Rendar mentioned it to me tonight, and here’s how he phrased it. This is unprompted brother to brother venting by him:

At one point, it seemed as though Lucas would only rape the kids from his first marriage, out of spite that they essentially grew up without him. But now, the ugly-ass children that he spent a lot time pampering and coddling with his new marriage are also getting fingerfucked in the broom closet?

Goddamn.

Amen.