#December2014

‘Evangelion’ TV series coming to Blu-Ray. Remastered as f**k

bruh

Evangelion. One of my many sources for being a whiny, existentially angsty douche during my teenage years. Long have I longed to watch it again in high-definition, on a piece of modern technology. Cause like, the remake movies sort of suck, and I miss it. The time!, the time has come.

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Don’t Tease Me: Disney releasing UNALTERED CUT of original ‘Star Wars’ Trilogy on Blu-Ray

Star Wars.

Last weekend at Boston Comic Con, Bateman and myself spent a good amount of time lamenting that there doesn’t exist an unaltered cut of Star Wars. And now it seems (if this website isn’t a big fucking LIAR) that the sensible will become the inevitable. Disney is planning to release an unaltered cut. Praise be. Praise be!

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Rumor: ORIGINAL unf**ked ‘STAR WARS’ TRILOGY coming to Blu-Ray.

Star Wars Blooper Reel

Shout out to our own community member Seth for drawing this to my attention. It couldn’t be. It can’t be. I’d cry too hard. It makes too much sense. But yes! The original, unfucked, pristine Star Wars trilogy may be sauntering onto Blu-Ray? Don’t fuck around with me, Rumor Bros!

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Video: Lucas Has Added The Vader “Nooo!’ To Return Of The Jedi. F**king Hell.

I first read this news when I was at dinner tonight. I had 32 oz of Sam Adams in me, and it took everything in my power not to flip my steak tips and puke blood onto the table. George Lucas has (purportedly) made two audio changes to the Original Trilogy in the Blu-Ray release.

One of them is adding the Vader ‘Nooo!’ to Jedi.

Hit the jump to hear them.

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Lucas Changes ‘Phantom Menace’ Yoda from Puppet To CGI. Dude Sucks Hard.

We all know George Lucas sucks. Why do we continually bitch about it out loud? Because it’s therapeutic. The dude has gone and changed the Yoda in The Phantom Menace from a puppet to full CGI for the upcoming Blu-Ray release of his trilobortion and the maimed version of  The Trilogy.

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