Official ‘Avengers’ Set Photo Shows Whedon and Scarlett Johansson. She Pretty.
You can tell how I pick and choose when to make some sort of moralistic stand. Set photos are dumb! Yet here I am enjoying this one. Primarily because of Mrs. Scarlett Johansson. I stand for nothing except perhaps acknowledging when one stands for nothing. Want to see an official set photo?
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THIS WEEK ON Dexter: Those Kinds of Things.
Oh shit!, the sixth season of Dexter is here and it kicked off with some ripping bad assery from our favorite Homicidal Batman. I called dream sequence, the show called my bluff and we finally got to see him kill off a couple of douchebags in a rather novel way. Listen man, my serial killer needs to go beyond the casual chest stab every once in a while.
The show’s jumped a year forward and while I usually bemoan this trope maybe the meds are working and I’m not feeling nearly as critical. In that time Pock Mocked McGee and Deb have been hanging out and chaining annoying vulgar turns of phrase together. He’s been banging her and observing his penis’ clear presence in her Skeletor vaginal canal. LaGuerta divorced Angel which caused him to get a sweet ass beard. Also his sister is hot. Masuka’s still Masuka which is fine by me.
And in my mind: Astor and Cody were eaten by a Kraken, after being dismembered by a saw that was powered by an intensified version of their own cacophonous bitchings.
Breaking Bad: End Times
In the past, the penultimate episodes of Breaking Bad have always packed a wallop. In season 2’s “Phoenix,” Walt watched Jane choke to death and in the previous season, Walt committed vehicular homicide (“Half Measures”). Vince Gilligan and the creative team continued that tradition with “End Times,” although we were left with a defeated Walt on a rooftop instead of a car bomb. I can’t believe there’s only one more episode. It’s a testament to the creative team that it’s been 12 weeks already and they’ve managed to maintain this incredible amount of tension and depth. It seems like only yesterday Gale was killed…
Video: Imperial March Played On Floppy Drives. Robo-Metal-Rock.
Finally an answer to our dreams and wishes: the Imperial March played on two floppy drives. It’s something of a geek wunderection.
Jak and Daxter HD Spotted On Retail Site? Oh Yeah, Son. [And Daughter.]
Uncharted is one of my favorite franchises of this generation. It’s done right by me, and millions. Yet, I cannot help but miss Naughty Dog’s previous go-to, Jak and Daxter. So while I never get very excited for an HD remake (outside of MGS), this announcement has my balls a buzzin’.
Fear Fest: Spiders!
OCTOBER 3rd, Spiders
“The spider taketh hold with her hands, and is in kings’ palaces.”
-Proverbs 30:28
Hello ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back to this satellite of love we like to call Rocket ship Omega Level. In the last two Fear Fest articles, I took a more clinical approach to them. Today, it’s a little more loose. I’m firing from the hip on this one. One could argue that “Oh you procrastinated and didn’t have time to be as throughout because you were playing video games and making god cry”. Well, in retort to you Mr. Smart guy, all I can say is stop peering into my window you pervert!
Arachnophobia is one of the world’s most common fears. Its no secret why, look at them. Spiders, and scorpions, are so alien to us that its hard to conceive that we share the same planet. Personally, I like spiders. They kill and eat other bugs that I hate. Since I am apparently public enemy number one to the mosquito world (Why else would those fuckers attack me so much), I’ve had to make alliances with anything that will kill them. That means citronella, tiki torches, bats, and spiders. Upon reading up on certain arachnids, I may have to rethink the whole arachnophobia thing.
Video: 4 Year-Old Finds Out Who Is Luke’s Father, Has Appropriate Reaction.
It must be the Autumn’s nostalgia-laced air, but I find this video to be several shades of awesome. A father tapes his son’s reaction to finding out Vader is Luke’s father for the first time. Ah, memories.
Arrested Development Is Getting Another Season of TV. And A Movie. God Loves Us.
I didn’t believe that we were ever going to get an Arrested Development movie. For some reason the Good Lords have decided to smile on us, blessing us not only with a movie but with another fucking season of television? Can it be?
Let’s Remember Feral Wolverine. A Good Old Beastly Pirate.
When I was an eleven year-old, Feral Pirate Bub Wolverine was awesome. Seventeen years later, he still is. Thanks to Aaron Diaz for the reminder.
Solar Storm Ejaculates Plasma Blast Larger Than Earth. G’damn.
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The Sun is one petulant sumbitch these days. There’s storms afoot and the such and so forth. Yeah, I’m rambling. Anyways, there was recently a plasma burst that was bigger than the Earth. This is both amazing and not surprising.
