Fear Fest: Cats And Their Eye Lasers Of Death.
OCTOBER 20th, Cats
“If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve the man but decorate the cat.”
-Mark Twain
First I want to apologize about some of the facts that appear in this article, I didn’t have time to verify them. Cats, in one shape or another kill, over 9 billion people a day. The average lion grows to over 27 feet long and weighs in around 9 tons. Cats of different types have different powers. A jaguar for example can jump over 2 miles. A tiger can shoot concentrated energy blasts out of its eyes. A displacer beast can appear up to 10 feet away from its actual position. Again, I’m sorry if some of the facts may not be true.
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Video: ‘The Avengers’ Trailer Gets Sweded. Homeless Thor, Pudgy Cap Get!
The trailer for The Avengers tickles my taint in ways previously reserved for niche porn and loved ones. A group of enterprising people have gave it the ole sweded go, and it’s pretty amazing/dorky/worthy of making my long ass day.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Third ‘Fantastic Four #600’ Teaser Reveals Annihilus. Gonna Be The ‘Pic, Yo.
Yeah, I said ‘pic instead of epic. Why? ‘Cause epic is played out, and misplaced apostrophes shortening stuff that doesn’t have to be shortened is the ‘ew black. Yeah man! Yeah. I’m going to shut up.
Hit the jump for the third teaser.
9/11 Influenced ‘Grand Theft Auto III’ Cover, Gave Birth To The Classic Look.
Grand Theft Auto III dropped back in 2001 quite close to the events of 9/11. It almost seems amazing that such a game managed to make its way into the world amid the hysteria and reaction following the events. Not much got taken out, though the game’s classic cover look is a result of that day.
Venom To Get His Own Marvel Event, To Lead ‘New FF’ In It With She-Hulk, X-23, Ghost Rider.
Rick Remender is awesome. He’s going to be writing another gang of off-kilter bad asses in addition to Uncanny X-Force and Secret Avengers. This ragtag batch of douches and devils will team up in an upcoming event taking place within the pages of Venom, and Remender will be sharing writing with Jeff Parker and Rob Williams.
VIDEO: MIT Invents Radar That Can See Through Walls. Science ++
No longer am I secure jacking it behind the walls in the metro, no sir. MIT is on the case. They’re inventing radar that can peer through cinder into the dark underbelly of my public masturbations. Or something.
Hit the jump to see it in motion.
‘Dark Knight Rises’ Prologue Debuting With ‘Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol’ in IMAX. 6 Minutes Of Heaven.
Forget seeing I Am Legend in IMAX, I went to that movie just to see the prologue for The Dark Knight. Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol was a flick I was interested in seeing, and now I will definitely be attending, because it’s got a glorious Bat-Prologue before it.
OCTOBERFEAST – Marilyn Manson
[OCTOBERFEAST is the greatest celebration of the year, a revelry dedicated to pop-culture’s most nutritious Halloween detritus. Plastic screams and artificial sweeteners have never been more bountiful. In the old country, villagers refer to the extended party as Satan’s Snacktime]
Most of the year, society politely asks its freakazoids and dweebies to shut the fuck up. To stay in the shadows. To look at the ground when walking. To never – ever – look an authority figure in the eyes.
From the ash-heap cinders of incendiary ostracization is born the Weirdo-Phoenix. LAN-parties and midnight movies and D&D basement gatherings and comics conventions? The nests of the Weirdo-Phoenix, the few designated safety-zones in which it’s okay to not fit in. In which it’s okay to debate whether orcs or Skrulls are more formidable foes. In which Dew flows like wine. In which the familiar themes of fantasy and sci-fi and horror are life philosophies.
Needless to say, OCTOBERFEAST is the absolute Mecca for gawky misfits.
So who is the resident misfit at the `Feast, the seasoned kook who can bequeath sagelike guidance unto the next class of angsty asthmatics? Well, some people call him Brian. Others call him the original Antichrist Superstar.
But we can call him Marilyn Manson.
Personal Trainer Intentionally Gains 70 Pounds On Junk Food, So He Can Lose It Again.
Drew Manning is a personal trainer. Who has been intentionally eating like a fat ass for the past few weeks in order to prove…something? by losing it all. He’s gained 70 pounds so far.
Bryan Singer Focusing On ‘Battlestar Galactica’ Now That ‘Excalibur’ Is Shelved. NOOOOO—-
Bryan Singer sucks. I want him to stay away from ‘Battlestar Galactica’. Because he sucks. It seems he won’t be. But he should. Because he sucks.
