‘Breaking Bad’ Happens In Real Life. Oh, Reality <3
Listen man, the economy is in the dumps. Gotta make the cheddar anyway you can. So a professor of mathematics in my home state went full Breaking Bad on this Bitch.
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THIS WEEK ON Dexter: Ricochet Rabbit
Let’s not complain about Dexter this week. Let’s just not do it. Waddle over to that Pharma-Installation that’s mandated to be in every house now. Take the happy pill. Snap it between your teeth and smile. It’s Christmas time, and if you’re not eating elbows from Soccer Moms and swearing in the parking lots that mayhaps there’s a chance you’re ready to swing with some fucking Yuletide cheer. Showtime has already announced that the end of Dexter is coming. The end game approaches. So let’s just smile and gently wait for the final descent to begin.
Video: Star Wars Death Star Run Recreated In Minecraft. So Win.
Take a new geek legend, Minecraft. Smash it into a classic, the Death Star run. What you have is a collision of such fierce nerdosity, slumbering geeks actually orgasmed as the effects rippled through the community’s collective unconscious.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Dexter’s ‘End Game’ Towards Series Finale Begins In Final Two Episodes Of This Season. Hell Yeah.
Dexter. Sort of a bore these days. You know nothing truly terrible can happen to the Morgan. The whole show feels like its been in a holding pattern, waiting to be waived in. Bored fans, rejoice. The final descent into the Bay Harbor Butcher begins soon.
Scientists Discover Huge Water Deposit On Mars. Martians Are Like Get Out.
Scientists have discovered a huge water deposit on Mars. Large enough that future explorers can potentially use it. 345-million miles away on the Red Planet awaits delicious water. Guarded by invisible Martians, obvi.
Rumor: Benicio Del Toro To Play Khan in ‘Star Trek 2′?
Del Toro was rumored to be in Star Trek 2, and now we’re talkin’ his fucking role. Khan? Slashfilm has reported it, and then updated the report with an Abrams rebuttal. Do you buy it? How do you feel about it?
Friday Brew Review: Howl
Living in the Boston area, I know what a she-bitch Winter can be. Sure, she shows up to the party with brisk breezes and picturesque snow-dustings. But before you even have a chance to buy a new ice scraper, the frozen hoe is dropping blizzards on your ass and stampin’ all over your Raynaud’s-addled digits.
Remember, Winter is not your friend. She’s not even your friend’s friend. All she wants is to see you suffer the ice-prickled sting of seasonal blue balls.
Fortunately, there are ways of curbing the blow delivered by the Time of the Taiga. Take hockey, for instance. This sport is not unlike an astrophysicist who was raised ferally by a pack of abusive lycanthropes, succeeding in spite of a terrible formative environment.
Is hockey the only worthwhile wintertime activity? Hell no. There’s also beer drinkin’.
The folks at Vermont’s Magic Hat Brewing Company understand the protective qualities of intoxicating libations. How do I of know this? Well, I’ve sipped on Howl.
Video: Super Violent Animated Tribute to ‘Drive’. My Gosling Is Tingling!
You like Drive? Yeah, me too brah. Or brah…dette? Tom Haugomat and Bruno Mangyoku also like the flick, and they’ve created a gorgeous animated homage to this year’s most swanky brooding neon noir.
Hit the jump to check it out.
‘South Park’ RPG Coming Courtesy Of Obsidian. Already Glitching. #Rimshot.
Game Informer has revealed its January cover, which is sporting an interesting confluence. South Parker, and gaming. Obsidian is helming it, and I already feel bad for fans of the franchise. Fuck Obsidian, and their glorious destruction of both the Fallout and Knights of the Old Republic franchises. #Bitterness
Hit the jump for the cover.
