The Sculptor Galaxy Is Gorgeously Molded. COSMIC PUNS.
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Yo! Check out the Sculptor Galaxy. It lies a mere ten-million light years away. If you think this glimpse of it is sexy, you should seen what they’ve made of the place since!
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Video: Drunk History’s ‘The Night Before Christmas’ Features Ryan Gosling, Eva Mendes, Jim Carrey.
I am madly in love with Ryan Gosling – the vat grown ovaries are coming my true love, wait for me to install them!, wait! – and Drunk History has always made me laugh. The combination of those two and more in DH’s take on The Night Before Christmas” is gold.
Hit the jump for the video. Ya turkey.
David Fincher’s ‘Spider-Man’ Would Have Had Operatic Music Video Opening.
Though not sounding nearly as bananas as Aronofsky’s take on the Batman mythos, David Fincher’s pitch for a Spider-Man movie is definitely out of left field. Oh, and fucking awesome by the way.
Monday Morning Commute: Refreshing Taste of Glass.
Here it is folks – the final push towards Christmas! In less than a week’s time, the Magic Bearded Arbiter will sneak into our homes and either reward us with gifts or punish us with lumps of fossil fuel. Hopefully the Bearded Arbiter wasn’t looking when you cheated on your taxes, ran a red light, or didn’t tip the waitress because she didn’t preemptively refill your coffee.
But chances’re are that your ass is busted. There’s no hiding from Santa. He sees you when you’re sleeping.
So on that note, welcome to the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE! This is the spot where we meet up to discuss the various bits of entertainment we’ll be relying on to get us through the hellish gauntlet that is the workweek. However, most of us are probably going to be giving half-assed performances at our jobs this week, more interested in cakes and candies and parties than punching in from 9-5. With that being said, last-minute shopping and party-planning carry their own unique brands of stress, and we’ll still need something to get us through.
C’mon, fly down the chimney and I’ll show you what’ll be occupying my mind this week!
Dual-Wielding Star Wars Fan Arrested For Terrorizing Toys R Us. Awesome.
Some of us Star Wars fans are pretty fucking brutal, brah. Or brah-dette. We roll hard. The Force (of insanity) was particularly strong in one of us in Portland, Oregon.
Next Bond Flick, “Skyfall’ Will Be Standalone Movie. Bonus!
The next James Bond flick, Skyfall, is going to be a standalone. This tantalizes my taint. I want my Bond flicks to be self-contained techno-sexual-suave wankfests.
Trailer: ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Official Theatrical Trailer. Officially.
ALRIGHT IT’S FINALLY UP AND AIN’T NO ONE TAKING IT DOWN ‘CAUSE IT IS SANCTIONED AND SUCH. WATCH IT. LOVE IT. LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS BELOW.
Bill Murray Tore Up ‘Ghostbusters 3’ Trip. Chill Out, Venkman!
Bill Murray is the lynchpin of Ghostbusters, and the last part of the third installment coming together. How is the persuading of ole Billy going? Not very well.
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