Bond Producers Want Daniel Craig For Five More Flicks? Righteous.
I like me some Daniel Craig as James Bond, and I’m anticipating Skyfall like woah. So with that in mind I’m pretty excited about the news that producers of the franchise want him for five more installments.
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Video: IBM Says Mind Reading In Five Years. God No!
IBM is predicting a nascent form of mind reading allowing you to control your techo-gadgets in five years. While they’re optimistic, any sort of mind reading of my inner monologue is indubitably an entrance into madness.
Sony Sued Over Their No-Sue PSN Clause. It’s Like, Meta? No. Prolly Not.
Sony dropped (like it was hot) a no-sue clause in their new PSN terms of service. Trying to protect themselves and the such, since their PSN had a bit of the rocky Spring. Being down and exposed and with its electronic genitals flailing in the wind and shit. Makes sense! However that ain’t flying with everyone, and they’re getting sued. Over their claim they can’t be sued.
Dark Knight Rises’ Bat-Plane Thing Makes Me Lose It.
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Every time I see this in the trailer, which I’m watching ad nauseam, I start getting the friction burn from unconscious groin handling. At Barry Allen-esque speeds.
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo & You
Stieg Larsson’s international bestseller (meaning they sell it at Target) “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo” was tailor-made to be adapted by David Fincher. The man cut his teeth on a lot of Dragon‘s core elements: a capable female lead (Alien 3, Panic Room), a serial killer (Seven, Zodiac), and a locale drowning in atmosphere. Dragon‘s a crowd-pleaser that works with Fincher’s sensibilities, but it’s also disappointingly conventional and pretty dumb in some parts. Fincher sets up a complex investigation about an island of ex-Nazi scumbags then sits at a Mac and flips through old photos for two hours. Most boring investigation ever.
Astronomers Find Two Earth-Sized Planets Orbiting Same Star. Kepler Fist-Pump.
The Kepler observatory continues to crush it when it comes to exoplanet finds and the such. The recent most ballin’ discovery? Two Earth-sized planets orbiting the same star. Everybody drink! Woo! Or don’t drink, cause you know, it’s the middle of the work day and shit.
New Official Images For ‘The Avengers’ Feature Bros For Life, Flying Iron Guys.
Want a couple of new images from The Avengers? Of course you do, you little glutton!
Hit the jump for the official drops.
The Sculptor Galaxy Is Gorgeously Molded. COSMIC PUNS.
Video: Drunk History’s ‘The Night Before Christmas’ Features Ryan Gosling, Eva Mendes, Jim Carrey.
I am madly in love with Ryan Gosling – the vat grown ovaries are coming my true love, wait for me to install them!, wait! – and Drunk History has always made me laugh. The combination of those two and more in DH’s take on The Night Before Christmas” is gold.
Hit the jump for the video. Ya turkey.
David Fincher’s ‘Spider-Man’ Would Have Had Operatic Music Video Opening.
Though not sounding nearly as bananas as Aronofsky’s take on the Batman mythos, David Fincher’s pitch for a Spider-Man movie is definitely out of left field. Oh, and fucking awesome by the way.
