Trailer: PROMETHEUS. Start Your HNNGines.

The trailer for Prometheus has leaked ahead of its intended time, go figure! Pretty awesome, aside from Inception horns everywhere. I’ll update with an HD quality one when it drops.

Hit the jump, check it the fuck out, leave your impressions.

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Views From The Space-Ship: Toppled Christmas Trees and Final Papers.

Views From The Space-Ship, aka Desktop Tuesdays, aka Desktop Thursdays is a (theoretically) weekly column where I show you my worlds. Share your own in the comments section!

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George Lucas Names Obi-Wan’s Home Planet After Jon Stewart. No More Tears.

George Lucas has named Obi-Wan’s home planet after Jon Stewart. Harumph.

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THE ADVENTURES OF TINTIN Is the Spielberg Movie You’ve Been Waiting For

Spielberg, where you been, man? The last time you thrilled me out of my seat was with Minority Report way back in 2002. Since then you’ve made some great flicks, but that Crystal Skull trick you tried to pull for your last movie was garbage. You’re back in one big way with a whirlwind of a movie: The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn. You’ve brought some friends with you too: Peter Jackson as producer and Steven Moffat, Edgar Wright, and Joe Cornish as writers. I wasn’t scared off by WETA’s motion-capture animation either, which is usually terrifying and gives humans cold, soulless eyes. Tintin is a balls-out action adventure mystery thrill ride form beginning to end. Take your War Horse and shove it, Tintin’s running this show.

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‘The Avengers’ Gets Some New Posters. Everyone Strike A Pose!

New posters for The Avengers, which kindly reminds you that it is also dropping next summer. Its staring at The Dark Knight Rises in abject jealousy, muttering to itself.

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Analysts: Star Wars: The Old Republic Big Risk for EA. Profundity!

Star Wars: The Old Republic has run EA a considerable amount of imperial credits in development. Utilizing this knowledge and college degrees in nonsense and speculation, analysts have come to discern that it is a big risk for the company. Not particularly insightful, but the details about what they’d have to pull to make a profit is, thereby justifying my blathering here. Right? I hope?

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Edgar Wright Has Written A Musical. Wut? Outstanding.

Edgar Wright is pretty fantastic. A litany of geek flicks that traverse that genre and arrive in the neighborhood of genuinely dope flicks regardless of whatever box you want to place it in. Versatile! Can he pull off a musical? It appears that he’s certainly going to try.

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Infographic: Comics on the 2011 New York Times Bestseller List!

Infographics! They’re swank as fuck, distilling information into little morsels our ADD brains can handle. Simple info! Colors! Check out a neat one about the comics on the New York Times Bestseller list this year.

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Study Finds Eating Less Keeps Your Brain Young and Supple. Western World = F**ked.

Eating less will keep your brain young and supple! You’ll also live longer, and breath easier. No wonder the preponderance of simpleton Bovine America continues to spread.

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Is Vesta A Giant Asteroid Or A Protoplanet? Damned If I Know!

Straight-up: I don’t know the definition of a protoplanet, but people who do aren’t sure if the largest asteroid we’ve visited happens to be one.

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