Variant Covers: Ring In The Year With Monsters, Dames and Defenders.
It’s the beginning of the fucking New Year, and I can’t think of a better way to drag the Year of Mayan Doom slithering into the world than with some comic books. Fuck if we like our myths and narratives and actions of creation, let us slather it in some sequential artwork and the occasional uncomfortably inappropriate latex-sliding-up-ass panel of horndog High Heaven.
Let us do it together in this Year of Advancing Oblivion. These are the comic books I’m feeling this week. Interested In. Intrigued By. What are you picking up?
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Rumor: Patents Show Next ‘Xbox’ Will Also Be A DVR.
Microsoft is continuing to push their Console-As-Set-Top-Box. They have FiOS access currently, they’re adding Xfinity soon, and if these patents are being interpreted correctly, their next console will double as a DVR.
‘God of War IV’ Spotted On Composer’s Resume. Hot Topic Shirts Already Printing.
God of War III. Didn’t really do much for me. Aside from the whole “punching Zeus in the face a thousand times because I’m a blood-thirsty asshole” moment. According to a game composer’s resume, God of War IV is coming and this shouldn’t be terribly surprising. The series has made (according to my calculations drunkenly mashed out on a solar powered calculator) three-gajillion dollars.
China Is Sending Astronaut To The Moon. America? We Got Awesome Reality TV!
Now listen. I’m not totally bitter about the United States’ fucking shitty space program. But I’m totally bitter about the United States’ shitty space program. They can afford zillion dollar embassies in sandy places across the Earth, but they can’t send people to the Moon anymore. China? China can.
Video: Jaws Ride: The Movie Is Closed. Pay Due Respects In This Simulator.
Jaws Ride: The Movie has closed. Some kind of chocolatey, goopy bullshit. Mourning hard? Wicked hahd? You can pay respects in this fucking glorious simulator.
New ‘Hunger Games’ Pics Sport MENACING BLUISH TINT.
The Hunger Games approach! March! Two months from now. Want to continue stoking your excitement loins burn?
Hit the jump for some new pictures.
Trailer: Netflix First Original Series, ‘Lilyhammer’. Oh Boy.
The trailer for the first Netflix original series Lilyhammer has dropped. Oh boy! I couldn’t even get through it. At least there’s the Fincher/Spacey collaboration in the pipes. Somewhere. Right? Soon. I hope?
Hit the jump to check it out.
SWTOR Bans Players For Like, Playing The Game.
I don’t know where Ilum is in SWTOR, but I shouldn’t be going to that fuckin’ place. No way. Not under level 40. If I go there, I’m going to get the Ban Hammer thunderously dropped on my ass.
The Cigar Galaxy Is Smoking! Ha! Get It? I’ll Be In The Corner.
Check out M82, otherwise known as the Cigar Galaxy, otherwise known as the source of my first really, really, really awful awful puns of the year.
