‘God of War IV’ Spotted On Composer’s Resume. Hot Topic Shirts Already Printing.
God of War III. Didn’t really do much for me. Aside from the whole “punching Zeus in the face a thousand times because I’m a blood-thirsty asshole” moment. According to a game composer’s resume, God of War IV is coming and this shouldn’t be terribly surprising. The series has made (according to my calculations drunkenly mashed out on a solar powered calculator) three-gajillion dollars.
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China Is Sending Astronaut To The Moon. America? We Got Awesome Reality TV!
Now listen. I’m not totally bitter about the United States’ fucking shitty space program. But I’m totally bitter about the United States’ shitty space program. They can afford zillion dollar embassies in sandy places across the Earth, but they can’t send people to the Moon anymore. China? China can.
Video: Jaws Ride: The Movie Is Closed. Pay Due Respects In This Simulator.
Jaws Ride: The Movie has closed. Some kind of chocolatey, goopy bullshit. Mourning hard? Wicked hahd? You can pay respects in this fucking glorious simulator.
New ‘Hunger Games’ Pics Sport MENACING BLUISH TINT.
The Hunger Games approach! March! Two months from now. Want to continue stoking your excitement loins burn?
Hit the jump for some new pictures.
Trailer: Netflix First Original Series, ‘Lilyhammer’. Oh Boy.
The trailer for the first Netflix original series Lilyhammer has dropped. Oh boy! I couldn’t even get through it. At least there’s the Fincher/Spacey collaboration in the pipes. Somewhere. Right? Soon. I hope?
Hit the jump to check it out.
SWTOR Bans Players For Like, Playing The Game.
I don’t know where Ilum is in SWTOR, but I shouldn’t be going to that fuckin’ place. No way. Not under level 40. If I go there, I’m going to get the Ban Hammer thunderously dropped on my ass.
The Cigar Galaxy Is Smoking! Ha! Get It? I’ll Be In The Corner.
Check out M82, otherwise known as the Cigar Galaxy, otherwise known as the source of my first really, really, really awful awful puns of the year.
‘Half-Life 2’ Movie Posters Make Me Want New Half-Life Anything.
Sean Keenan has created some Half-Life 2 movie posters, making my need for the next installment of The Freeman’s existence. Some of them are dope, some of them are just The Dark Knight Half-Life.
Rumor: Nolan Cleans Up Bane’s Voice In Updated ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Audio
Well, let us the Raging Nerd Collective be heard! Unlike the Bane audio that’s been delivered so far! Rimshot! Snare drum! There’s a purported new audio cut of the Bane Prologue from The Dark Knight Rises, and this purported cut is purportedly purposefully cleaned up for auditory pleasure.
Rian Johnson And The Time Machine From ‘Looper’? Hell Yeah.
Looper! It’s 2012. Looper! That means its dropping this year. Can’t wait. Want to see director Rian Johnson straight chillin’ in the time machine from the movie?
Hit the jump!
