Kid’s Love Poem To Leonardo The Ninja Turtle. Love Blooms In Sewers.
I respect his endeavor, but everyone knows that Raphael is the brooding bestie of that gang of ass-kicking reptiles. They are reptiles, right?
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Video: ‘Battlestar Galactica’ As 1990s RPG. Frak Yeah!
College Humor has done a few of these Things Reimagined As 1990s RPGS, but none of them have tickled me like this. Take my favorite show ever, mash it up with some SNES nostalgia, and we have win.
‘Sherlock’ Star Benedict Cumberbatch Cast As Villain In ‘Star Trek 2’
Perhaps fittingly, I was just expressing interest in catching the modern day take on Sherlock Holmes starring Benedict Cumberbatch. Now even if I don’t come correct and get on that, I’ll be able to see him in a vehicle I am most definitely sweating: Star Trek 2.
New ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Pics Have Parker Looking Douchey.

Want a couple of new Amazing Spider-Man pics? Featuring Parker looking dumb as hell and Stacy looking gorgeous as usual?
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Warren Ellis Says Comics Should Go Digital First. Brian Wood Says “I Am”
Warren Ellis got around to dropping some comments about where he thinks the comic industry should go, and should have already went recently. He stated that comics should go digital-first, but opined that maybe creators didn’t have a taste for it. Then stepped in Brian Wood.
Pluto May Be A Rich Source Of Fuel. Says “F**k You All!” When Questioned.
Pluto has taken an Earthling ass-whuppin’ over the last handful of years. No longer a planet, its now considered a shitty ball of ice, barely capable of holding an orbit. Don’t feel too bad for it though, as it may prove to have the last laugh.
Mountain Dew Can Dissolve Mouse Carcasses. Says Who? Says Pepsi.
Some poor bastard is suing Pepsi, claiming that there was a dead mouse in his can. You know, assuming he is telling the truth and is actually just dumb enough to not notice himself pouring a mouse into his mouth. Pepsi’s retort? Bro, our soda can dissolve that shit. Wait, wut?
Starburst Galaxy IC 10 Is Pretty. Shiny.
Maybe it’s because it’s late as fuck as I’m typing this and it’s dark and I’m cold and I’m pretty sure my own Star has turned its back on me, but this image is striking a chord with me. I mean, goddamn. Look at that picture. Look at *all* those fucking stars.
Alfonso Cuaron Demanded No Makeup For The Actors In ‘Gravity’. Realism…?
Gravity. Alfonso Cuaron. I’ve heard those two muttered in the same sense for the past couple of years, and I have been patient! Patient, dammit. The movie is beginning to feel a bit real, and it is news stories like this that are driving that feeling home. Tenable news! About the shoot.












