‘Gears Of War’ Creators Ain’t Down With SOPA. Beefy HGH-Armed High-Five!
A plethora of companies are throwing their weight behind the proposed SOPA bill. Not really caring about its dangerous implications of freedom of speech on the internet or whatever, so long as it cuts down on piracy. Epic Games ain’t rolling with that posse.
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Astronomers Find First Four Exoplanets of 2012. Pshaw, So Passé!
Man! Woman! Transgender! Everyone! Do you remember when it was like totally special to find an exoplanet? Yeah I’m struggling to, too. Astronomers have found the first four of 2012! Like, whatevs.
Wachowskis Want Natalie Portman For Sci-Fi Flick ‘Jupiter Ascending’. Do It!
The Wachowskis are busy these days, after a near-decade of living down their deplorable Matrix sequels. That’s the problem with stealing every awesome trope ever!, you can’t seemingly pull it off again. #Bitter. Maybe they’ve refilled the vault of Intellectual Ideas, pilfered some new dope ones. Whatever the case, they want Natalie Portman for a new flick of theirs.
New “Cloaking Device” Creates Hole In Time And Space. Futurism ++!
Scientists have successfully hidden an object in time and space. Nietzsche is like “Wait, maybe it’s time God is dead!” and I’m like “Aww, yeah!”
French Burger Chain Has Barfy ‘Star Wars’ Hamburgers. C’est La Force Or Something.
To commemorate the shitty rerelease of Episode I, a French (edit: or Belgian?) burger chain is dropping some impressively awful looking burgers.
Hit the jump! to check them out.
Rumor: Kanye West As Creative Director Of The ‘Jetsons’ Movie? Of Course.
Kanye West! Creative Director of the Jetsons movie? Makes total sense. In a world where nothing makes sense such as we inhabit.
Views From The Space-Ship: Dual-Wielding Star Wars Post-Colonialism
Views From The Space-Ship, aka Desktop Tuesdays, aka Desktop Thursdays is a (theoretically) weekly column where I show you my worlds. Share your own in the comments section!
‘Justice League #1’ Sells 300,000 Copies In Four Months. Imagine If It Was Good!
I’m the opposite of opaque about this: the Justice League relaunch by Geoff Johns and Jim Lee is refried nonsense dog shit. Boring. Tired. Predictable. Doesn’t matter! Quality doesn’t matter. The thing is selling in droves.
Preview: Brubaker and Guice’s ‘Winter Soldier’ Is Goddamn Gorgeous.
Fuck Steve Rogers, my Captain America is James Barnes. I don’t read Cap, I don’t read Cap and Bucky. But I am sure as Hell going to read the new ongoing starring the Winter Soldier by Ed Brubaker and Butch Guide.
Hit the jump for a preview.
Cosplay: Flemeth From ‘Dragon Age’ Is Wizened Witchy Babe.
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