DC Announces Multiple ‘Before Watchmen’ Comic Series. Finishes Taking Crap On Legendary Comic.
DC has announced their shameless pillaging of one of the finest stories ever told today with the unveiling of Before Watchmen. Pretty disgusting stuff, but fuck it shouldn’t be surprising.
Hit the jump for details and artwork.
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Video: ‘Breaking Bad’ Goes 16-Bit RPG.
All right, all right, College Humor. We get it! We get it. Awesome television shows made for humorous renditions of 16-bit RPGs. It seems so obvious, especially since you keep fucking doing them. Yet!, yet I keep loving them. Keep up the good work. Ignore the snark. I’m tired.
Hit the jump for 16-bit Breaking Bad awesomeness.
Comics We’re Buying This F**king Week: Massive Wood and Brubaker’s College Fund.
Welcome to the newly minted (and perhaps not staying named as such) Comics We’re Buying This F**king Week. Figured I’d cut the bullshit. Herein us guys and gals of the sequential funny book time can share the comic books we’re digging on in a given week. It’s a pretty exciting week, as I’m getting a new dose of Wood to engulf. Always a sucker for the Wood. (And infantile puns. It’s been a long day, forgive me.)
Dig the releases for yourself at ComicList.
Teaser: ‘The Avengers’ Super Bowl Spot Gets A Brief Glimpse. Thor & Cap True Love.
Want a teaser of an Avengers spot dropping on Sunday? Sure you do! Featuring more Black Widow Cleavage Thunder and glorious homoerotic glances between Thor and Cap. Hell yeah!
Hit the jump to check it out.
NASA Probe Reveals The ‘Atmosphere’ That Surrounds Our Solar System. Rad.
NASA’s Interstellar Boundary Explorer, or IBEX, has spent four years tilling about at the frayed edges of our solar system. What has the son of a bitch found? Some really interesting things about what comprises our solar system’s “atmosphere” and theories about its formation.
Hit the jump for more.
‘The Avengers’ Gets Custom 3D Glasses. YOU WILL BE COOL.
Dude. Dudette. I don’t know about you, but the only thing more awesomer than shelling out fucking awful amounts of money to see a movie in 3D is to shell out even fucking more money to see the movie in totally gorgeous, totally cool, totally going to get you poon-butt-whatever-you-dig action custom glasses.
The Helix Nebula Burns A Bright Post-Star Death Glory.
Check out the glowing glory that is the Helix Nebula. The sexy son of a bitch is an insight into what’s going to happen when the Sun goes all dead and shit, and I have to find a new solar system to fly around in my Millenium Falcon.
Superman’s Red Briefs Bring Male Enhancement In Malaysia. Swollen Yellow Sun!
In Malaysia, Superman’s red briefs are doubling as a means of enlarging someone’s Hogwarts. Magnets. Red underwear. What could go wrong.
NEW IMAGE: ‘The Hobbit’ Has Watson In A Dwarf Gangbang. Sort Of.
Want a totally wizard new image from The Hobbit: Subtitling Subtitles Subtitle Time?
Hit the jump!
Monday Morning Commute: False Fire-Eaters
Come one, come all!
Step right up folks, no need to be shy! Thissere’s the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE, Omega-Level’s weekly session of pop culture show-and-tell! I’m going to show off the various entertainment-runes I’ll be using to ward off the workweek-trolls, and then you can hit up the comments section and display your own wares.
It’s a goddamn breeding ground for all ideas nerdcore.
This week it looks like I’m finally paying tribute to those wonders to which I’ve been negligent. Enough is enough, I owe it to myself to experience the rockin’ tunes and fantastic episodes and whimsical passages that’ve eluded me. Time to map out this week’s mind-commutes!
Let’s do this!
