Rumor: Harrison Ford In Talks To Play Deckard Again In ‘Blade Runner’ Sequel. E’gads.

I was pretty cool with another movie taking place in the Blade Runner universe so long as we didn’t have to see a haggard ass Harrison Ford in it. I may not be pretty cool with it for much longer.

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Saturday Brew Review: Mighty Oak Ale

There is no greater trial of will than that of the reigning champion. Sure, on the one hand champions are bathed in the adulation of admirers, those lesser-thans who need this hero to represent them in all the ways they can’t represent themselves. On the other hand, great kings also inspire the dissident hordes who want nothing more than to see the crown filched from head, smelted down, and forged into shackles.

When you’re on top, some people love you. But others want to watch you fail. And as such, you have to constantly watch the throne.

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J.J. Abrams Bringing Apocalypse Drama To NBC. Time Travelling…Warheads?

J.J. Abrams keeps getting the go at television shows, despite the fact that his name carries very little street cred these days with fools of my generation. At least when it comes to his TV shows, featuring Spies-Dimension-Sprawling-Monster-Mysteries. This latest one? He’s teaming up with the creator of Supernatural to bang out an apocalypse drama.

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Video: Donald Glover Drops ‘Save Community’ PSA. Do It For The Bees.

Donald Glover has dropped a Save Community PSA, and I suggest you spread it to your friends. Write your Congressman. I just recently dived he-clit deep into Community, and I realize that probably makes me one of the reasons it isn’t on the air right now.  So Good Lord, let’s get over this hurdle, and I promise I’ll treat it well. C’mon baby. Forgive me.

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Now Listening: M.I.A. – Bad Girls

One of the more ridiculous videos I’ve seen in a while, set to one of the more catchy tunes I’ve heard lately. I’m not usually a huge M.I.A. fan, and I’ve never been struck by an entire album of hers, but I’ve listened to this song something like twenty times today.

Woman Arrested For Selling $1 Million In Fake Facebook Stock.

Shit, can’t blame  Marianne Oleson for trying. Making moves! Making moves. In a truly Zuckerbergian move, she decided to get her  entrepreneur  on. By, you know, selling fake Facebook stock. A lot of it.

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South Korean Mall Has The Incredible Hulk Taking A Crap. Statue. Wut.

Anonymous Secretly Tapes FBI Conference Call. Releases It To Wilds.

Anonymous got themselves into an FBI conference call where the Fuzz were talking with Scotland Yard about a variety of things, including Anonymous, Lulzsec, and upcoming arrests. Welcome to the future.

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New ‘The Last of Us’ Screens Are Pittsburghpocalypse.

Just snap “pocalypse” onto anything. Makes it way, way, cooler. I’m really excited for this game.

Hit the jump for a couple of new screens.

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Spider-Man Gets New Suit For Upcoming Event. LOL Oh God Bad.

There’s a new Spider-Man event coming up called Ends of the Earth, and just in time for it Peter is getting himself a new suit. Good lord, it’s pretty. Ugly. Pretty ugly.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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