Google Plans To Snatch 2.25 Percent Of Every iPhone Sale. Patents ++
Thanks to some serious patent acquisitions from buying Motorola, Google now intends to gobble up 2.25 percent of ever iPhone sold in Europe. Yeah, like this is going anywhere but court. Get your fucking popcorn ready.
The Core Of NGC 6752 Is Cosmic Brilliance. Like, Bright And Stuff. Get It?
Check out NGC 6752, courtesy of the Hubble. Sexy son of a gun, no? At a mere 13,000 light-years away, it holds quite the sexy score.
Buy The ‘Captain America’ Motorcycle Suit, Win The Douche Olympics.
The ultimate in Captain America fandom zealousness may have revealed itself. How would you like to gear up in a good old Captain Empire motorcycle suit to the tune of nearly $1,300? Not sold? Check it out in all its glory after the jump.
Arnold and Stallone Get Shoulder Surgery. Together. Freud Passes Out.
Arnold and Stallone are totally retooling their shoulders, after being fucking rugged! and shit shooting Expendables 2. There are no words.
George Lucas: Greedo Always Shot First. God My Blood! It Boils.
Fat Lucas, Douche Emperor of the Geek World is spouting off again, this time thanks to promotions for Episode I: Three Dimensions of Suck. Latest crime against his own community? Claiming Greedo always shot first.
Video: ‘Skyrim’ Sizzle Reel Is One Week Of Amazing Additions.
[Caff Edit: First video was taken down. Pratfalls of queuing posts! Added new video, jump to 21:25]
When the motherfuckers at Bethesda were done putting the wraps on Skyrim, they were given a task: spend one week doing whatever they want, putting whatever they want in the day. The results? Pure awesomeness. Dragon mounts. Building your own home. Pitch black dungeons. Adoption. Seasonal foliage. Plus more. They’re noncommital as to whether any of it will actually make the game, but man. To dream.
Hit the jump to check out the staff’s dream conjurings.
Tim Schafer’s ‘Adventure’ Game Destroys Kickstarter Records.
Tim Schafer and Double Fine took to Kickstarter to fund a new point-and-click adventure, and in doing so they’ve shattered everything in their wake. Most backers and money pledged in a 24 hour period. Ever.
