Jon Favreau To Direct New J.J. Abrams Pilot ‘Revolution’
…So two overrated directors walk into a bar. Just kidding! Sort of. For what its worth, I like them both. Anyways!, to relevant news: Favreau is directing that Abrams-powered apocalypse drama which is also being produced by Supernatural creator Eric Kripke.
WoW Sheds Another 100,000 Subscribes. Drops In A Bucket Add Up Eventually, No?
WoW has an unfathomable amount of subscribers, but the MMO to End All MMOs continues to shed them like a colonic-and-amphetamine-powered winter weight loss program. Or something. It makes sense to me.
Video: ‘Mass Effect 3’ Gets Official FemShep Trailer. Booyah!
The official FemShep , as decided by fan votes, has gotten herself an official ME3 trailer. I find this all shades of wonderful.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Google Plans To Snatch 2.25 Percent Of Every iPhone Sale. Patents ++
Thanks to some serious patent acquisitions from buying Motorola, Google now intends to gobble up 2.25 percent of ever iPhone sold in Europe. Yeah, like this is going anywhere but court. Get your fucking popcorn ready.
The Core Of NGC 6752 Is Cosmic Brilliance. Like, Bright And Stuff. Get It?
Check out NGC 6752, courtesy of the Hubble. Sexy son of a gun, no? At a mere 13,000 light-years away, it holds quite the sexy score.
Buy The ‘Captain America’ Motorcycle Suit, Win The Douche Olympics.
The ultimate in Captain America fandom zealousness may have revealed itself. How would you like to gear up in a good old Captain Empire motorcycle suit to the tune of nearly $1,300? Not sold? Check it out in all its glory after the jump.
Arnold and Stallone Get Shoulder Surgery. Together. Freud Passes Out.
Arnold and Stallone are totally retooling their shoulders, after being fucking rugged! and shit shooting Expendables 2. There are no words.
George Lucas: Greedo Always Shot First. God My Blood! It Boils.

Fat Lucas, Douche Emperor of the Geek World is spouting off again, this time thanks to promotions for Episode I: Three Dimensions of Suck. Latest crime against his own community? Claiming Greedo always shot first.












