Rumor: ‘Xbox 720’ To Have HD Touchscreen Controller. SO MUCH GIMMICK.
When I think of a new Xbox, my groin swells and I get lightheaded. Xbot!, reporting for duty. Newest rumor? Microsoft is seeing Nintendo a Kinect, and raising them a new touchscreen controller.
No Comments
DC Comics Survey Reports That ‘New 52’ Readership Really Making No New Inroads.
A survey of DC’s ‘New 52’ readership reveals that though the son of a bitch has boosted sales, it hasn’t penetrated any sort of new markets. No ladies, barely any new readers.
Senate Trying To Pass SOPA In Sheep’s Clothing? Gasp, I’m Shocked.
Gasp! In things that you should have seen coming, the sentiment behind SOPA continues to thrive on Capitol Hill.
Toy Fair Images Reveal The ‘Avengers’ Villains. OH MY GOLLY.
Oi! A new moment in marketing materials ruining a comic book movie! It’s a big series at this point. Want to see the Avengers villains in toy form?
Hit the jump!
Cliff Burton Would Have Turned 50 Today. Throw The Horns Up.
Today, Cliff Burton would have turned a solid half-century. Rest in Peace, sweet prince of the thrashing old school.
Let’s celebrate with his jams.
Video: Subway Super Mario Bros. Lightens The Commute
Gypsy Joe Trane laid down some classic Super Mario Bros. riffage on the R-train heading towards Manhattan, inspiring a sullen-looking appreciation from all the passengers aboard. Me? I would have been inappropriately booty-popping writhing on the nostalgia python.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Michael Fassbender May Star In Ridley Scott Directed Adaptation Of Cormac McCarthy’s ‘The Counselor’
Well if this isn’t a collection of various fielded talents right here. Dope director, talented writer (though I’m not insane for the dude), and one serious man crush of an actor. Could they!, could they really be converging?
Concept Artist For ‘Fallout 3’ & ‘Skyrim’ Has Passed Away. Salute!
The conceptual mind behind the glory that is Fallout 3 and Skyrim’s concept art passed away this week. While I love Skyrim something fierce, Fallout 3 snatch-and-grabbed a big part of my heart this generation, in no small part to its gorgeous art and design. Adam Adamowicz was a driving force behind it, and so I salute the good lad’s contributions and wish him well in his return to cosmic matter.
For a more befitting tribute, check out this article.
Press Start!: Tim Schafer Rides Dragons; David Jaffe Is Confused.
Welcome to Press Start! Pow! Holy fuck. What’s going on. This is the column where we, the interwebs collective, discuss the happenings in the gaming world this week. Presented as a sprawling, unedited fart licking Top 5 list, I encourage everyone to point out the sort of occurrences that slipped my mind. My list does not reflect importance!, only that which caught my bleary eyes.
Boom!
