Trailer: ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ Actually Looks Dope. Wut?
I haven’t been thinking about, nor anticipating Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. I’ll admit, this trailer for the flick changed that.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Video: ‘Bastion’ Narrator x ‘Skyrim’ = Godly Fan Video.
You can’t play Bastion without secretly lamenting that you can have its narrator follow you through your adventures and give your existence some zest. This video takes said narrator and lays it over a Skyrim experience for maximum awesomeosity.
Saturn’s Moon Enceladus In High-Res Wunder-Detail.
The Cassini orbiter snagged a gorgeous picture of Saturn’s moon Enceladus back in January of last year. Fucking stunning. Hit the jump for some details on the picture, and try to remember: this is a real moon that is really floating relatively close by. So rad.
Mattel Finally Releasing Hoverboard From ‘Back To The Future’. Praise Be!
Holy balls!, the hoverboard from Back To The Future is finally getting some love in the tangible form. All right, so it doesn’t exactly hover. The makers do claim that it “glides over most surfaces”, which is more than good enough for my manchild ass.
Hit the jump for details and pictures.
Master Chief Design From ‘Halo 4’ Revealed By…Action Figure.
Much like the Avengers’ villain, the Master Chief we’ll be controlling in Halo 4 has been revealed in toy form. Have to love conventions, and marketing blasts, and data download hyper-pipes. I made up one of those things. Anyways.
Hit the jump to peep him out, yo.
‘Mass Effect’ Goes ‘Final Fantasy 7’ With Sexy Low-Poly Models.
Polycount forum user Nix has created a set of low-polygon Mass Effect models. It’s a smash-up of my favorite game ever, and possibly my favorite franchise this generation. Hell yes.
NASA Considering Putting Astronauts On Far Side Of Moon. Sci-Fi Swoon.
Quick! What’s that part of the Moon where all the dope science-fiction stuff happens! Boom. You’re correct. The Far Side of The Moon. Buckle up, it appears NASA is considering sending some of us very own Erflings into that black hole of wonderment.
Rumor: ‘Xbox 720’ To Have HD Touchscreen Controller. SO MUCH GIMMICK.
When I think of a new Xbox, my groin swells and I get lightheaded. Xbot!, reporting for duty. Newest rumor? Microsoft is seeing Nintendo a Kinect, and raising them a new touchscreen controller.
DC Comics Survey Reports That ‘New 52’ Readership Really Making No New Inroads.
A survey of DC’s ‘New 52’ readership reveals that though the son of a bitch has boosted sales, it hasn’t penetrated any sort of new markets. No ladies, barely any new readers.
Senate Trying To Pass SOPA In Sheep’s Clothing? Gasp, I’m Shocked.
Gasp! In things that you should have seen coming, the sentiment behind SOPA continues to thrive on Capitol Hill.













