Your Heartbeat Could Become Your Password. Futurism!
This is some science-fiction boner time right here. A team at National Chung Hsing University in Taichung, Taiwan have translated a human heartbeat into an encryption key. Stealing someone’s password is about to get pretty messy. Puns! Aha!
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Dan Aykroyd Talks ‘Ghostbuters 3’, Hints Bill Murray Could Be Re-Cast. Heretical Heresy.
Let’s just pack-in our hopes for a third Ghostbusters flick. Dan Aykroyd keeps flapping gums, but it doesn’t seem to be getting anyone anywhere. Even more dismal is him hinting that they could recast Bill fucking Murray. You know, the guy who made the goddamn flicks.
Michael Bay Confirmed To Direct ‘Transformers 4’, Burns $100 Bills While Giving Us The Finger.
There’s good news for those of us without talent in the world. Michael Bay is our Hero, our Saviour, our Douche-in-Charge. Not only has he shit out three painful, vapid, racist, sexist, snorecore shit fest Transformer movies, but the Bovine of the World have spent enough money to land him in the chair for a fourth installment.
iCade 8-Bitty Is Your iOS Device’s NES Controller. Sexy Excess.
iCade got themselves a big ole line of iOS device controllers. I ain’t got none of them. Want even less of them. Don’t need them! If I ever crack and decide I need to play NES games on my iPhone though, I’ll be snagging an 8-Bitty. While hating myself.
Monday Morning Commute: Ororo’s Forecast
Hulloh there, fellow crewmates of Spaceship OL! There seem to be more of you than ever, which is goddamn spectacular! C’mon out from behind those crates of surplus Atari 2600 games, there’s no need to hide! We’ve got plenty of Bantha fodder for everyone, and we’re just about to dive into the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE!
What’s that, you ask?
Simply put, the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE is OL‘s attempt to vaccinate its patrons against the vile disease that is the workweek. So before you plunge headfirst into five days of 9-5 misery, check out the bits of entertainment I’ll be using to safeguard myself against ennui and spiritual ruin. Then, if you’re daring, you can hit up the comments and show off your own set of curative salves and topical creams.
It’s Internet show-and-tell at its very best.
Quit delayin’, let’s dance!
Download 1.64 Million ‘Pirate Bay’ Torrents In One 90 MB File. Torrent Time ++
If you’re concerned about the torrent sites dropping like files lately, one Pirate Bay user has got your back.
Trailer: Alan Wake’s ‘American Nightmare’ Is Groovy Horror Awesome.
Last week I beat Alan Wake and all of its DLC. Fucking love it. Thankfully for me, new Wakeness drops next week in the form of new-content-but-not-a-sequel on XBLA. Remedy has released a trailer for it, and well. It’s fucking awesome. I know a lot of my friends didn’t care for Sir Alan, but I have a feeling if they knuckled through the first average hour or so, they’d embrace its inner Silent Hill meets Eternal Darkness meets the video game equivalent of awesome novel House of Leaves-ness.
(It’s one of my favorites of this generation now. I’m done proselytizing.)
Hit the jump to check it out.
Trailer: ‘Beyond The Black Rainbow’ Is Drugs-Fueled Trippy Mess
I hadn’t heard of Beyond The Black Rainbow, but after watching the trailer I’m convinced it’s going to be a) amazing, b) a mess, c) an amazing mess. Whatever the case, I’m intrigued. Trippy visuals, third eyes, drugs, and more.
