‘Assassin’s Creed 3’ Dropping October 30. Slice Of Fun. Slice! Ha!

I haven’t played the last two  Assassin’s Creed games. Why? ‘Cause they so enormous and goddamn addictive I’m pretty sure they exist to ruin my life. Still, I’m excited for this game. That I hope I never play.

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Trailer: ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Goes International, NEW FOOTAGE. OMFG.

Those international folks, they get all the new footage these days. There’s a new Spidey trailer with some bonus! footage that us Yanks haven’t seen.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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REVIEW: ‘Mass Effect 3’ Demo Time, Son! Daughter!

I spent this Valentine’s Day with someone special.   Someone that’s always been there for me.   Some one that I can tell my problems too.   Someone that will always listen.   Someone that I love.   Commander Shepard.

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BitTorrent Inventor: My Goal Is To Kill Off TV.

BitTorrent inventor Bram Cohen dreams small.  Minuscule.  All he endeavors to do is to kill off television. As an aside, imagine being the guy or gal who created BiTorrent? Like a boss.

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Video: ‘Super Mario World’ Lowest Score Ever Run.

Fuck speed runs! Fuck high-score runs! This is the new-new black. Duder here scores the lowest score ever in Super Mario World, and of course he’s captured his impressive banality on the YouTube. It’s pretty intense.

Hit the jump for the video and the particulars.

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WSJ: Apple Testing An 8-Inch iPad. See, Size Isn’t Everything.

Rendar has a co-worker who also works at one of those mall-based Apple Cults who recently told him who told me who is now telling you that he thought Apple may be working on a smaller-sized iPad. This probably isn’t news to anyone who is more in-tune with the Webz than me, but it whatever! Rendar’s friend may be correct.

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Movie Adaptation of Richard K. Morgan’s ‘Altered Carbon’ Getting Fast-Tracked. Gulp.

Richard K. Morgan’s Altered Carbon  is one of my favorite books. Ever. The spiritual successor to Neuromancer  with a whole lot more fucking, it milked my cyberpunk glands with capable hands. I’ve known that it was getting a movie adaptation for a while now (Morgan actually sold the rights to the book for $1 million, which enabled him to become a full-time writer. Good for him, man) but now its getting fast-tracked.

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Mario Propaganda Posters Prove You Can’t Keep A Good Bowser Down.

Fernando Reza has dropped some new propaganda posters, complimenting last year’s rallying cry for the Mushroom Kindgom. This time? He’s all about the war efforts from Bowser’s point of view. They’re gorgeous.

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Matt Groening Donates $500,000 For UCLA Chair Of Animation. Rad.

Here’s one to file under the “Paying it Forward” category.  Matt Groening has dropped a cool half-a-million on UCLA to help them fund a creation of a Chair of Animation. What exactly does that entails?

Glad you asked!

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Cosplay: ‘Rugrats’ Chuckie Goes Sexy Female Redhead. I’m Conflicted.

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I feel like this picture is a test. That I’m going to fail.