LulzSec Leader Betrays All Of Anonymous. Leads To Huge Arrests. F**k This Guy.

The Matrix is under attack, yo. Would-be ringleader of Anonymous and leader of LulzSec  Hector Xavier Monsegur has reportedly sold out both organizations, and has be tugging government dongle for months. What a fuck.

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‘Lollipop Chainsaw’ Gets Itself Dated, And New Sexy Objectifying Pics

Lollipop Chainsaw. You’ll love it. You’ll hate it. You’ll be able to buy it this June 12.

Hit the jump for some new pics.

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Tom Cruise CONFIRMED For ‘Top Gun 2’ Homoerotic Jet Ownage

Maverick flies again, motherfucker! Top Gun 2  is going to cruise (ha!) on into existence, and Tommy Xenu will be present.

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DC New Website Has Exclusive ‘Before Watchmen’ Content. Burn It!

Oh goody! There’s a new DC website launching, and it’s going to have oodles if Before Watchmen  content. I wonder if Anonymous is busy?

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Strange Moments in Solid Movies: Prefaced Insanity and Keanu Reeves and Uma Thurman Make Beautiful Music Together in Dangerous Liaisons

First things first: a self-indulgent, rambling preface.

I love movies, especially good, solid movies that work cohesively. I watch movies a lot, hoping that they will all accomplish what they set out to do (or, rather, what I think each is trying to do). Of course, every movie cannot be all-time success, because for there to be a good, there has to be a bad, and vice versa; it’s just how it works out. But when I see a solid movie, I take particular pleasure in not just how it works overall–in a well-made, impressive fashion–but how each part adds up to its collective impressive functionality. And when you watch movies a lot, you tend to become more aware of how specific moments, scenes, even sequences function within the stories being told. Ostensibly, these moments are all included in the final work for a reason–and I don’t think that it’s a stretch to say that the inclusions were made in an attempt to better it in an overall way, be they by simple character clarifications or complex expansions of the story’s universe.

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ComiXology Has Had Over 50 Million Downloads; How Many Are Paid Though?

comiXology may very well be the shape of comic book things to come. You know, when the funny book farms have their doors closed and their windows shuttered.  Some interesting stats have been revealed about the service, namely how many downloads there have been and just how big of a month last goddamn December was for them.

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Kristen Bell Lands Lead In Disney’s SNOW QUEEN Adaptation, ‘Frozen’. My Glands On Swole

Things that make me babble incoherently: caffeine, Diablo III news, Kristen Bell. A perma-crush of mine, she has been cast in the Disney adaptation of Snow Queen called Frozen. Cyeah.

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Video: Propane-Powered NERF Dart Cannon. Why? ‘Cause We Can

This is a video of a propane-powered NERF dart cannon. Powerful enough to dent a motherfucking whiteboard. Why? ‘Cause this is America and we love freedom.

Hit the jump. Bask in the glory.

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‘Batman: Year One’ Aritst: Don’t Buy The New DC Reprint. Douches

David Mazzucchelli is the artist behind the seminal Batman: Year One, and he has a message for you. Don’t fucking buy the latest DC reprint. He’s got his reasons, and I respect the dude. I mean, c’mon. He’s David fucking  Mazzucchelli.

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Cosplay: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle…Dog.

Well hey good morning! Wash it down with this. Cowabunga, bitches! (Get it, pun? Eh forget it!)

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