Space Swoon: NASA’s Juno spacecraft caught gorgeous photo of Jupiter solar eclipse

Hell yeah! You want some photos of a solar eclipse on Jupiter? Well, motherfucker, you’re in the right place. NASA’s Juno spacecraft snapped these photos during a fly-by, and we’re all the richer for it.
‘WoW Classic’ causes ‘World of Warcraft’ subscriptions to increase 223%! Nostalgia is a hell of a fucking drug!

WoW: Classic didn’t get me to resubscribe! Nope! Nope, nope. However, it apparently snagged a significant amount of my lapsed peers and newcomers alike.
Magnetic field on Mars pulsates at night. But, we have no idea the reason!

This week’s cosmic head scratcher in the news comes from within our own solar system. Apparently, the magnetic field on Mars pulsates at night.
‘The Batman’ looks to cast ‘Westworld’ star Jeffrey Wright as Commissioner Gordon. I fuck with this!

Jeffrey Wright as Commissioner Gordon in The Batman? Fuck yeah! Honestly, cast Jeffrey Wright in everything. Dude rules.
‘El Camino’ Trailer: Jesse Pinkman’s on the run! Perhaps obviously.
Here’s the first full trailer for El Camino! And, I’m so torn on the project. On one hand, I’m down for some more Breaking Bad mythos. On the other hand, Jesse’s story already ended fucking perfectly. I don’t know, man. I don’t know.
‘Nightmare on Elm Street’ rights have returned to Wes Craven’s estate. This gotta be a good thing, yes?

I’m a bit of a newbie when it comes to Nightmare on Elm Street. I’ve only recently watched the first three installments. But, I’ll tell you something. I fucking love them. Thus, I’m pretty stoked the creator’s estate have regained the rights.
Astronomers warn that entire galaxies are being killed. Galactus fucking hungers!

Folks, entire fucking galaxies are being killed. That’s the word from astronomers. And, we all know what this means It’s Galactus. Or, if you prefer The Expanse? It’s whatever wiped out the creators of the protomolecule.
Possibly: ‘The Last of Us 2’ release date leaked! Dropping February 28, 2020! Plus, Collector’s Edition details!

Oh hell yes, friends! Not only are we getting The Last of Us 2 next year, but we’re getting it relatively fucking soon! That is, if you believe this leak. Which I do, cause usually when retailers fuck up, it’s legit.
‘The Last of Us 2’ details coming at Sony’s State of Play event next week. Goddamn, we been so patient!

I’m so, so, so fucking ready for The Last of Us 2. When is it coming? We don’t fucking know yet! But, maybe we’ll know next Tuesday.
‘GLOW’ renewed for fourth and final season. Fuck me, I got to watch the third!

GLOW is getting a fourth and final season, friends. And while it’s always a bummer that a show is ending, I’d rather it end while it’s still getting pops. As opposed to, you know, going out on its back.
Those are wrestling puns.



